Forum Game: Corrupt Wish

Wish granted. However, the school smacks you up with hidden debts the following month that you had no idea you had to pay until the day of announcement. Turns out some id theft'ed you and you have no way to correct it. Your debt escalates and all your items become repossessed, and the school continues to siphon money out of you until you end up living at a friend's house for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could have 20/20 vision again.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wish granted. However, that hint of snow you wished for turns into a massive blizzard which snows the city in. You think: "Excellent! No one has to work or go to school at all!" Your optimism is quickly replaced by despair when the snow incessantly falls heavily for a month. The city is too slow to implement an evacuation plan and no word of this ever reaches the outside world. All the citizens are now forced to live under a 50 km height of snow.

I wish I had satellite tv.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Wish granted, but suddenly a massive ceasefire magically takes place and world peace arrives. All weapons are totally eradicated from the face of the earth, and the world's anger subsides instantly. Everyone mindlessly lives on with eternal love as their only thought, the end.

I wish Olive Garden restaurants would re-open in Canada.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wish granted. Consequently, the economy is unable to adapt to an instant normalization of gas prices, and as a result massive inflation takes place. The economy indicates a new even more disastrous depression period after mere months and necessities such as water spike up to the price of $50 a bottle. Keynes weeps in his grave.


I wish that NA would have first priority in game releases, even faster than Japan.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?