Douchebag Roommates

I had a real douchebag roomate once. Every couple of weeks my cups, plates, and glasses would dissapear from the kitchen. I would wait till he leaves and then I would go into his room. At first it seemed like nothing was there but I looked under his bed and sure enough, all of my glasses filled with curdled milk, and plates covered in old moldy food were there sitting next to his manly gielfriends pleather lengerie and hand cuffs. (I guess that would explain the constant "wooooohooooo" I heard at night).

He also borrowed my Playstation once to play Madden and left the game on for 2 days while it was sitting under a two foot pile of his dirty laundrey. Needless to say, the PS overheated and wouldn't work thereafter, so I made him get me a new one.

Also, when he moved out, he didn't clean anything, my parents and I had to scrub his dirty shower and clean the piss off his toilet in order to get a deposit back. However, we kept his portion of the money because we had to clean his crap. A true class A douche.

Jam it back in, in the dark.