What Do The Kids Like These Days

I actually know a way to do both, and I've wanted to do it for a while. There's an event here where we sail paper boats down a river. It's fer da kids, and I'm sure they need volunteers.

So I would please like the poll to be multie choice, thanks in advance.

p.s. There actually is an event like this, I'll find the link later.

To be completely honest, I think you could say a lot about paper boat folding. Trace the history of it, that sort of thing. Volunteering, to me, sounds like a clichéd subject. Unless the first couple of seconds of your speech are really entertaining, I think you're going to lose a lot of your audience. Not saying it can't be done, but I would chose paper boat folding.

Jam it back in, in the dark.