Douchebag Roommates

I have horror stories beyond belief, let me tell you. The current guy, who just moved out, was one of the most selfish people I've ever met. I'm trying to have a phone conversation with my mother, and about 45 seconds in, he turns his music way up, and tells me to go outside because he "doesn't want to hear me."

It's also apparently OK for him to be really loud when I'm trying to nap or sleep, but the reverse is definitely not OK.

Basically, he's a selfish jerk. So glad I'm moving back in with family next semester. I know that sounds strange, but it's definitely better than the assholes I've had in the past -- trust me.

Jam it back in, in the dark.