The simple things you never knew

When I was about, oh, 10 or 11, I thought that "sex" was merely the act of penetration, and then after that, people just kind of sat there and that was it. I didn't realize there was all this thrusting and moving about involved.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by gaming

I CAN SEE FOREVER

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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.whenever i'd pull up to a stop sign or whatever i'd flash my headlights for the other person to go.

You'd do that every time, just to tell him to go? Your friend was right, you WERE being an ass :\

If someone was driving behind me and kept flashing their lights at me, I'd assume that there was something seriously wrong with my car, like my tail lights were out or I had a dead dog tied to my bumper or something.

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Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Ha. To this day, I still don't know how to properly pronounce the word "harbinger". I was once told, but forgot soon thereafter.

Does it end like the word "singer"?

Or does it end like "Henry Kissinger"?

I can never figure it out.

Har (as in har har).

Binge (as in binge drinking).

Er (as in Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Crash can't read IPA :P )

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

For the same reason America won't adopt the metric system. Stubbornness..

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