If you want it, steal it!

Probably the worst theft story I know is this:

A kid I know has a backpack lined with copper wire. Basically, this creates a Faraday cage inside of his packpack, which prevents the "metal detectors" at the front of the store from detecting that he's stealing things. So, he basically takes anything that can fit in his backpack. He has entire computers built from stolen parts except for the case.

He's a fucked up kid.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

I used to work at a daycare right after I had my daughter, who is now almost 19. I was married to a complete loser who wouldn't work and I was pregnant again, and we had no food...ever. So I would wait until the kids were asleep at naptime and go into the kitchen and devour as much food and juice as I could in a couple of minutes, because I was deathly afraid of getting caught and I didn't want to be in there too long. One day I went into the kitchen and there was a sign on the refrigerator door that said the food and juice was for the children (of course I already knew that), and that all employees should bring their own food to work. After that I would sometimes go for days without eating, but I would still sneak and drink some juice every day.

That's fucked up, Alice.. That's really, really fucked up.

There's nowhere I can't reach.