The One Shot Joke Thread.

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine?

Spoiler:

It 'wooden' run!

Why did the golfer have on two pairs of socks?

Spoiler:

He had a hole in one!

Brian teasers:

How much cubic feet is there in a rectangular hole that is 2x3x4?

Spoiler:

There is no dirt in a hole!

Johny picked 5 apples. He at all but 3. How many were left?

Spoiler:

3

Here is a good trick to play on a group of people.

Start by telling this story...

One day, a young female teacher led a group of mentally handicaped people (back then they called them 'retarded') to a zoo for a field trip.
They came to the first exhibit and saw a couple of animals that looked similar to humans but were swinging on trees. The teacher said, "What animal is this?" the students said, "It's a monkey!!!." The teacher said, "Yay for the retarded children!"
They went outside to see more animals. They came to a large animal enclosed to a large pin. The animal was huge and gray with big ears. The teacher said, "What animal is this?" the students said, "It's an elephant!!!." The teacher said, "Yay for the retarded children!"
They went further on and saw an animal with a very long neck. It ate at the tops of trees where no other animal could. The teacher said, "What animal is this?" the students said, "It's a.........."

Here you stop and act confused like you just forgot which animal it was. Suddenly, someone from the crowd will say, "It's a giraffe!" This is when you fall back in and say, "Yay for the retarded children!"

Joseph

Jam it back in, in the dark.