Sleep Paralysis

I might be experiencing something similiar to what Arkhangelsk is describing. I can't say I've ever woken up at night and had this happen, but I've had these strange feelings right before I go to bed. Most of the time it'll be like I instantly fall asleep, but I can still feel my body while I'm sleeping. This usually causes me to instantly wake up, but I lose all sense of time... I can't tell if it's been 1 minute (which it has nearly every time), or if it's been 4 hours.

Perhaps thats not even close to Sleep Paralysis, but its the only thing I can think that's similar to it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ahahaha... I have heard that belief before, but that's not nearly the craziest one I've heard. Apparently some people associate it with alien abductions, but as to the truth... who knows?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That would explain those annoying prophetic dreams I keep having. Really, I don't care if I'm doing something a week later, its going to happen either way.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.