EXIT STRATEGY

Originally Posted by avanent

I've heard "down the street" is the proper way many a time, but everyone still goes for the horiozontal, so...

Well, if you do both, you have both bases covered :3

Or you could get fancy and do like the cross of St. Andrew.

Um...
Friend, that's not St. Andrew's cross. The St. Andrews cross was the one prominently displayed on the old Confederate Battle flag. It was blue.
The one you showed is the Orthodox Cross.
At least that's what I was taught.

Anyway, I would slit my wrist.
Not painless, but no OMG!!!!!! hurt.
Plus I'd sit in a hot shower.
Die happy at least.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, how would you like to die (as a do it yourself job, not a murder)???

You don't actually have to do it.
Neither would I, just a consideration.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If it's such a waste, why bother posting? In fact, why not go off into the world and save it from a seemingly inevitable fate?

Just asking.

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you could always build a time machine and travel back to some time when there is a natural disaster about to happen.

Too much work, though.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

This is a St. Andrews Cross

And this is his brother's Cross. It's St. Peter's but it also belongs to Satanism.
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Originally Posted by Lucas-AMN

Bah, go for the throat. Wrist slitting is so emo. If you're going to go out, slitting your throat is one of the most dramatic, messy, and old fashioned ways to go. Wrists are kind of a half-assed way to go about it.

I'm not a drama whore!
In fact, it's SOOOO messy, you don't even get the chance to enjoy dying (or at least as much as you can enjoy it, considering).

How ya doing, buddy?

What if there's nothing to enjoy?
ever been SEVERELY depressed?
There is nothing to live for.

Nothing to live for, no purpose.
No purpose no need to take up space.
Therefore: If there's nothing to live for, there's no need to take up space.

How ya doing, buddy?

I don't even live near the ocean. Driving to it would give me a bill for gas SO large that THAT definately would make me commit suicide.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?