Hate-Based Religion

Ok, I tried Buddhism, but I realised that my life is based on conflict and hate. And my life's pretty ok, so obviously buddhism is bunk for me.

What I'm looking for is a religion based on general disdain for the human race, one which would delight in the total annihilation of the human race.

And no, I don't mean Christianity. I'm serious, I REALLY want to find a religion for misanthropes who somehow get along.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

no.
I am too.
I'm not such a great guy. </facade>

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Devoxycontin

Church of Satan.

Thread over.

Actually, that's more selfishness than it is evil. It's not the embodiment of Satan, but more the religion of Randians... lol.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No, that's not quite what I mean. I mean, Muslims still want you to be a good person.
That's not what I really would want in a religion.

My MORALS aren't based on religion. My RELIGION is based on my morals. You follow me? I know sometimes I don't write coherently.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

in before GFF pantheon thread

He might fit into the Church of the Subgenius for a while, before they realize he isn't joking and really is an asshole.

Wow. I LURV DEVO!!! lol, j/k....

funny some of you suggest handing me over to the southern baptists...
since I live in Georgia....
Near Atlanta....
And used to be baptist.....

And no, it's not because I'm emo.
Cuz I'm not.

I'm just tired of trying to be something I'm not. I'm not a good person. I'm terrible. Honestly, like on the verge of telling a Jewish joke @ a holocaust museum bad. It's really sad. I wish it weren't like that (god this is getting emo... ) but it is, so fuck it. I'm not playing mind games with the world anymore.

In fact, now that you mention it, religion IS the wrong decision. FUCK RELIGION...
I mean....

whatever.
I'll shut up now.

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Yamigarasu

Easy, build your own Charles Manson church, can't get more hate than that.

Charles manson makes me laugh. Almost as much as Mao does.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?