Girlfriend broke up with me...

Always remember this one thing about women: Even on their best day, they are full of shit.

Just like you're full of shit, even on your best day.

Relationships don't materialize out of thin air. If she got with your boy 2 days after she broke it off with you then likely she's been talking to him for at least 2 weeks trying to determine whether or not he was a suitable mate for her.

What does that mean? Two things. Bitch was already looking for your replacement long before you suspected anything was wrong. Secondly, your boy, who almost certainty knew you were with her, was trying to get in ya girl's drawers.

What would I do? Fuck 'em both. You don't need 'em, nor should you want 'em. You now know that both of these people are completely non-trustworthy. Your friend moreso than the female.

Honestly, people have been killed for far less.

Just being real.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Devo

Ignore women.

Acquire wealth.

And that, my friend, is real.

How ya doing, buddy?