[Wii] Mario Kart Wii - EU/AU get it first! WE HAVE NO GENITALS.

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

It's better to just completely ignore your points~ They're pointless (apparently they're supposed to match you up with players that have roughly the same amount but this never works) so don't let them frustrate you. You eventually get to the stage where a massive chunk are taken off even if you come forth in a twelve player race.

No, Nintendo screwed up/didn't put a Rival mode into Mario Kart Wii like they did in Mario Kart DS for that to happen. In the instruction booklet (YES I READ THEM!) they said that "you can choose to play against others who have the same approximate rating as you." So now that's a lie and the game just matchmake with any open spot(s).

Originally Posted by Max Biggs

One spinout? Try no spinouts. Although, this is hard as fuck, and I still haven't been able to pull it off. =( ...

Geez, I think that pull that off TWICE out of 58785378491684786 times online... that because I rarely do manual drifting. lol >_>

Originally Posted by Freelance Wolf

I BLOODY GOT THE GAME TODAY!!!!!! Now I won't feel left out!! I hope the game doesn't put an end to future Brawl sessions though. I'll be online this weekend!!

Goodie! FRIEND CODE NAO! XD
And don't worry about Brawl. I'll be online on the weekend too.

Oh, make my VR to 7500ish now. ;_;

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Freelance Wolf

I didn't see any option to edit the Mii, at least not at the places I checked! Where do I go to do so? Yeah that would be more preferable to deleting everything altogether.

After you select your license, go to the top-right hand corner that says "License Setting" (I think that's what it called) and there you can change your Mii.

Originally Posted by Sakabadger

... It's pretty dumb you can't just edit the name on your license, especially given how Nintendo is all WATCH OUT FOR ONLINE SECURITY. ...

I think people already know this but you can always change your Mii name in the Mii Channel (except for Mii that isn't originally yours). Still I find it stupid for Nintendo to say don't give out your Last Name, Address, Phone Number, Birthdate, SSN, etc especially when the game HAVE NO USER INPUT TYPE- OR VOICE-CHAT. They must have lawyers writing the instruction booklet these days.

Oh, I added everybody FC that posted or PMed so my Friend List is full (only 30 per license! lame).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Chaotic

Hay, it's the weekend, who's gonna be on?

I'll probably be on around 10 PM EST tonight, just so I have a reason to get my lazy ass up and play a different game. ;_;

I'll be on at that time too. Everybody else should be online at that time too!

Originally Posted by Identity Crisis

I'm game. I'm not really into rating, and there should be plenty of people available for playing with since it's the start of the weekend. Hell, if we have enough people, maybe there can a GFF Grand Prix held for kicks.

I going try to get other people to join so we can have a crazy 12 player race and battle.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well hopefully you'll come on sooner before everybody start getting tired and leave.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm still on and room is open so join in NAO! XD

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wow, so much fun tonight. Too bad you couldn't join Chaotic. Lots of people showed up... to bad it wasn't all at once! 7 people was great and perhaps next time we can pass it and fill up the whole room.

FELIPE NO

I can join in a bit... but what's your FC again? I deleted your FC by mistake and you deleted your FC on the wiki page. XD;

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well I had to do something and I'm trying to get other people to play too.

Anyway, I'm starting up the game now and going to enter your FC again. lol

EDIT I have a room open right now. I'm not starting yet so join in if you want to play.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Freelance Wolf

... Also, I thought I could just stick a SMG save file on an SD card and xfer it to the Wii so I can unlock Roselina, but it doesn't work apparently. It just says ??? on the Wii menu when I check the SD card. Bah!

First of all the Wii will NOT allow you to copy over save game that you haven't play yet. It will say something like "You have to play this game once in order to copy from SD card to Wii system memory". Second, did you make sure you have the US/North American SMG save file, name it as "data.bin" and in the "RMGE" folder?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I have to bring this up...

Originally Posted by Identity Crisis

... I'm not really into rating, ...

...because you just keep winning and gaining points! Of course you don't care!

Last night was an example of this:
(BTW I got disconnected during a race and I was using my DS to chat on IRC which is a bit of a pain to type/I couldn't type fast enough.)

Quote:

[07:08 PM] <Gremolin> the ID guy won all of then
[07:08 PM] <Sunain> lol
[07:08 PM] <BigCN401_DS> who won? lol
[07:08 PM] <cappy> grem did
[07:08 PM] <BigCN401_DS> lmao
[07:08 PM] <Gremolin> ID guy
[07:09 PM] <cappy> :P
[07:09 PM] <cappy> ID guy doesnt count lol

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Dark Nation

The word I believe you are looking for is Stable. There is much less Lag on MK's servers then SSBB, perhaps because while SSBB is a second-party title, MK is a very definite FIRST party title, so they'll have the servers ready ahead of time for the rush of users, at least more so then Sakurai's team. ...

Oh there's so much I wanted to say about this but I don't want to end up like the post in SSBB. So I'll just say...:
SSBB online =/= MKWii online

Originally Posted by Dark Nation

FUCK'ED

is all I have to say... er or show.

Also, I said this before but I'll say it again, my Friend List is full and only 5 people are still showing up as question mark. I need to make room for other people. So if I'm on your list and you want me to add you please PM or IM me via AIM.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

I have yet another new Wii (you know how the saying goes.. SIXTH TIME'S THE FUCKING CHARM), so I have a new fiend code. I've already added everyone on the Wiki, so if you could delete my old number from your list and add this one;

3909-8459-4297

Well someone beat me to it but I'll re-add you to my list. BTW what happen that you have to replace your Wii?

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

P.S: Nintendo being the retards they are, you can't even transfer your MK save data to an SD card. BACK TO BEATING THOSE HORRIFIC 150CC CUPS AGAIN!

Yeah, it's the most retarted thing ever... but if you have the Wii version of Zelda: Twilight Princess, a TP savegame hack, and Wii Savegame Extractor you could had "backup" your MKWii savegame (and/or any other "protected" savegame) and then "install" it to your new Wii... >_>

Thank goodness for homebrew apps.

I was speaking idiomatically.

LIES! You and ID (and my brother and my brother's friend) keep screwing me up and made my VR jump down from ~9400 to ~8500.
Now I'm average like you guys.

But yeah, it was fun! I never play MKWii all the way to 4 AM! Now I need to pwn some n00bs so I can get my VR back to OVER 9000!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

So, I would like to thank Kairyu and Icy for a great worldwide race tonight and raising my VR to OVER 9000 again! I mean, I couldn't gain it for the past couple of days and tonight you guys help me.

BTW, was that Turbo? Because I never seen him on since the game launch and I had to delete his FC to make room for other. >_>

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I just notice something involving the Mii Channel. One of my brother friend was going to send us some of his created Miis. I head over to the Mii Channel and then go into the parade section to see what has "mingled". To my surprise the parade jumped from 200-ish to 900-ish Miis! I check out random Miis and then I notice something... Most of the Miis in the parade are from people that I race against in Mario Kart Wii! One big giveaway was one Mii named "Paul MKWii" that I remember racing against him. Other was Japanese Miis and people here in GFF!

I wonder why Nintendo decided to flood people Wii with MKWii Miis.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Sacred X

1st Race: Mirror Mode
Me: Oh ok.
2nd Race: Mirror Mode
Me: Darn. Oh well.
3rd Race: Mirror Mode
Me: ...Eh?
4th Race: Mirror Mode
Me: Ugh. >_>
5th Race: Mirror Mode
Me: You're kidding.
6th Race: Mirror Mode
Me: That's it.

Is there any way to change what the race will be? I have a passionate hatred for Mirror Mode. Normally Worldwide races had them the most, but apparrently regional now too? What determines that anyway? I'd really hate to give up great online play just because every race race is Mirror Mode.

Heh, so that's why you didn't stick around longer.

Anyway, you cannot change it. It's all random picked BUT the type of mode will be influence by players "stats" in the game. I just so happen to joined in a room with bunch of VERY good player WITH 1/2 stars. Icy joined and it made the race even more exciting/challenging. So I guess the game decided to "spice" things up and made it Mirror Mode.

Oh, and Rollins, Brawl doesn't use Mii as your "profile".

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wow. This is (kind of) the same trick that can be pull for Mario Kart DS (no pun intended >_>).

Well if "n00bs" start doing that to gain 9000+ VR and then tries to "complete" a real race and lose, they'll loose those points and have to start over. I hope Nintendo fix this glitch as they did fix the glitch to the time trial ranking.

Additional Spam as I didn't see Icy post because I was busy watching the video and then posting:

Originally Posted by Identity Crisis

I'll eventually get you back to below 9000, BigCN!

That's fine. I'll just gain it back again the honor way. ;p

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Miles, try to do the "tournament" (or competition AS THE REST OF THE WORLD CALLS IT) for this week before it's over.

...and I'll add you. XD

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So, it seems like an online race on Grumble Volcano (or as I called it, "Kairyu favorite course [to get owned]" is going to be ruin by this ULTRA SHORTCUT!!!

YouTube Video

You'll know someone use this "shortcut" if the race ends around 1 minute 10 seconds because when the 1st player hit the finish line, the games waits 30 seconds for everybody else to "finish".

AND if everybody in the race start doing this "shortcut" they would just bump into each other and screw it up.

I'll say this is worst than the unplugging your router/LAN adapter trick as everyone's VRs will be affected. If Nintendo blocks that trick for online race then I wouldn't mind the trick being done offline.

Edit/Additional Spam: Blah! I just notice something. The only way to pull off this trick is that you need mushroom. So I guess someone would need to complete 1 lap to get mushroom(s) in order to lap around that rock. *see my next post*

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ack! Someone found a way to do it without using mushroom!

YouTube Video

Now people are REALLY going to take advantage of it. I hope they bump each other to death and/or that small "mountain" starts falling down.

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Yeah, there's lots of people I haven't race against for a while. I always see Kairyu and Icy online and Tails and Sacred X from time to time.

One day I want to get a full room! There's nothing like some massive 12 players mayhem without the fear of loosing VR.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Chaotic

And then run the first GFF Grand Prix.

Eh, if I have time. Usually I just ask a bunch of people that are online on the spot. Plus, it will include other people than GFFer.

Originally Posted by Kairyu

I'm down for that.
I noticed most of us are only available on weekends so~ how about we do an all-cup Grand Prix on June 14th, Saturday afternoon? I know I will be free around that time since it'll be my b-day and all :3

Sure you want to lose on YOUR birthday?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Kairyu

... haven't you checked your Moonlight Highway record lately? Beaten

This afternoon EST, yes. Check the records again.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Kairyu

Please bitch, check your records again.

*I think I just started an unnecessary amount of competition*

Hey, it's not my fault that the wonderful service that everybody love to hate called Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection took it's time to update the time trial (and yes I left my Wii on for hours).

Oh, and it's on bitch! XP

Anyway, it was fun race tonight. */lying*
I forgot that I shouldn't be playing on a Tuesday... and look what happen to me! */excuse?* Even people with 6000VR or less was beating me. ;_;

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Chaotic

I'm surprised not a lot of people choose SNES Mario Circuit 3.

I don't like that course so you won't see me picking it!

Originally Posted by Miles

I'll probably stop playing Mario Kart for a little while come tomorrow. The most epic game release is upon us this week. Metal Gear Solid 4 takes priority over everything else.

OH NOES! I haven't got a chance to race against you! Perhaps some other time when you're taking a break from being stealth and all.

Speaking of MGS4, I know I won't be playing the game (because I suck at MGS) but I like watching my cousin play it. I need to go over his house. lol

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