April Fool's sucks this year

Most enjoyable April Fools to date, certainly. Props to all involved! I was also able to achieve a kill number of 777, which goes well with my member number =)

Browsing the credits, I was sure I saw a couple of Secret of Mana sprites, and that Pangalin was somehow involved in some of the scenarios. Guess I was mistaken, eh?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

What, you're crazy. It's not like Pang would be of any use in assembling this kind of theme at all

I was sure you wrote all the encounter text, and that's why your game was delayed and stuff

Most amazing jew boots

Awesome, my bullying gave me a nice win/loss ratio. In that respect, yevheniy and Bigblah are to be applauded for winning without bullying!

It kinda figures Rogues were the best class. Neither fighters nor wizards had long staying power. Rogues on the other hand operated like weaker versions of fighters once MP was exhausted, so the slaughter can continue.

I'm curious to know the users who were the most good and most evil. Not in the terms of how much alignment was gained on either side, but in the current alignment points (reddest and greenest border).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

How do draws work? My understanding was that battles are taken in turns, so it's impossible for a knockout blow to be dealt simultaneously.

Or is it a case of both parties attacking each other at the exact same time, and winning in each of their respective battles?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ahhhh, that explains it.

I bet those draws were wizard-on-wizard duels, with both sides healing each other themselves obscenely and using wimpy attacks once MP ran out

I espect Acerbandit to have accumulated a princely sum in his gold bags at one point. Hard to believe that someone so larcenous would also have the highest number of alignment points!

I was speaking idiomatically.