Mother's Day!

Originally Posted by Tritoch

You're more prepared for the possible zombie onslaught than I am, Nutty. I'm just going to hope the free cup of frozen yogurt from TCBY will be enough to appease her reanimated corpse.

I like how nearly half this thread is talk about the undead now.

Blame it on Skills; He started it.

I just finished shopping for my mom. I'll be sending her gift to her by mail, so it won't arrive until after mother's day. I ended up getting her a mother's day
card and I ended up buying the 3rd season of one of her favourite box sets which is Walker Texas Ranger.

The funny thing is my mom would actually prefer a card more than anything else. I ended up buying her a gift for her on her birthday and I ended up calling her, but she still was dissappointed that she didn't get a card, but oh well at least now I know better.

In honour of mother's day, I remember listening to the irish comedian by the name of Brendon Grace when I was a teen. One part of his comedy act was that he was talking about mother's in Ireland and how they have a great sense of humour. They have a great sense of humour because they would tell their kids to do things that couldn't possibly be done such as:

1.) Come over here and don't move.

2.) Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.

3.) If you fall off that wall and break both your legs don't come running to me.

4.) You three are a nice pair; you never came back last night until this morning; you would of woke everyone up only they were asleep; if you's about to stay here you better get out.

It would probably be more funny if you heard it, but oh well.

Jam it back in, in the dark.