How to Chug a Beer?

It's like chugging a soda, or any other liquid. Why do you even need to ask this question? It's like asking "how do you chew meat?"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Diversion

No, it's not at all. There is a way to open your throat and have it act like a drain. If you have no idea what I'm alluding to here, then you obvious have nothing to contribute to the topic. It's a fair question, and I'm sure someone here has had experience with downing 12-16oz of beer in 1-2 seconds without gulping.

(This was directed at galen)

Okay. So a much more important question is this: Why do you want to do this so badly?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Diversion

for fun.

Your liver pays dearly now for youthful magic moments, but rock on completely with some brand new components.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.