[Anime] New Evangelion Movies!

I thought that Evangelion the series and the movies were the most pointless portrayals of weak pseudo-philosophy in popular media ever created.

I wanted all of the characters to die in a fire, and more than that I wanted the writers that destroyed what could have been a memorable and entertaining series into a mindless festival of the lowest dredges of human character exploration.

Put simply it was about as worthwhile as the Matrix (ie. not), but it had explosions and form-fitting costumes so no matter how much you badmouth it, teenage boys everywhere are still going to wank over it like Shinji bashing it to Asuka's comatose body which incidentally is a perfect metaphor for the story.

I am totally not pleased with this news for the simple fact I'm going to have to put up with a whole new generation of retarded 13 year olds screaming about how deep and wonderful it is.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Bigblah

Anti-fanboys are just as obnoxious as the fanboys themselves.

Yeah well until the moment you see me gathering and forming a picket line outside your local parliament and wearing a shirt that says "say no to Eva" you'll always have your doubts about whether I stop random nerds with NERV shirts on the street to punch them.

You're lucky you have a set of Babar customs Sir, as it makes me totally incapable of being far more mean about the fact that I chose to have and express my opinion on this subject.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Bigblah

What the hell is with Babar? It somehow makes me awesome and I don't even know who he is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babar_the_Elephant

There's a cartoon series as well that I used to watch as a child, and occasionally catch on tv in the mornings here when I forget to go to class.

Far better than Evangelion! >:D

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Lukage

And I'm sure I could find an anime you like and threaten to punch you. If you hit me while I wore my EVA shirt (I'd love to take a pic now and post it), I'd tear you apart like UNIT04.

I've always waited for the defining moment of being threatened with physical violence on the internet.

Now that it actually happened it feels kind of hollow because it was executed clumsily by some dork with aspirations of being ULTRA POWERFUL MECH HERO.

Pro-tip: You should actually try to interpret and understand the words you read on the screen before diving into a pointless e-rage over something inane as bad anime.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?