Superman Returns

Originally Posted by Faust 72

This will be one of the most anticipating movie of the year. Its cool to know that Routh will play 3 roles as in Kal-El, Clark Kent, and Superman. I'll post some pics soon after I finish my work

Why the hell wouldn't Routh play Superman, Kal-El, and Clark Kent? They are all the same person.

However, more like Tom Welling.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The person playing Lex Luthor? I didn't think Kevin Spacey was just some random no-name. He should do a fine job, methinks. Probably the best part casted outside Rosenbaum.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Man even with me being used to the Smallville actors, this is going to be great. A little weird at times because of the former reason, but I can't wait regardless.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Too bad he is right about the Smallville comment. Truth. One cannot deny it after seeing what they have done in five seasons. Pure brilliance on their tight scripts in terms of the actors playing their characters to a T and story.

I like how people randomly say that smallville pisses on the mythos all the time like they think they know what they are talking about. But whatever.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You know the nerd geeky guy with glassses is an act when he goes to Metropolis for good. He was not the COOL KID for most of the smallville 5 seasons to let you know. I don't know where you got that from. He is always holding back to not show himself to the world and hence why he was the outsider in his school outside of his VERY FEW friends. And the guy was and still is in constant misery on the show becuase he is holding back.

You won't like the Lex/Clark friend thing if you don't see the downhill progression throughout the whole show, OF COURSE.

So your opinions bear very little weight, for the most part.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Lord, I thought his general history as a child was pretty much untold, which is why Smallville made a show about it to begin with. I guess I am wrong though.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Funny ziggy, when the season 5 finale was the worst finale of the whole show in my opinion (bad script). Season 5 had the potential to be absolutely amazing as it was through the first 12 episodes, but it kind of fell off to just good after that. 4 was the worst season, but did have great episodes within it. Seasons 1-3 were just overall great. You just have to ignore the occasional bad script.

FELIPE NO

The one where you know who is killed is not at the end of the season 5 and that one was actually one of the best eps of the whole series. It was 5.12. And I would take Lana over Lois anyday of the week.

Well Lehah he is half right, about the Spacey/Rosenbaum thing. Can't say for sure until I see the movie of course.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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Bryan Singer's "Superman Returns" got its big press airing last night in multiple screenings. Even though Warner Bros. has been keen to flack positive reviews from the trades and the newsweeklies, there’s a lot more to say about this $300 million epic that opens next Wednesday.

For one thing, I don't know why in the world this edition of "Superman" was adopted by the gay community. Director Singer is gay, and his point of view comes across fairly often, but neither Superman the character nor his new portrayer, Brandon Routh, seem especially sexual in any direction. Singer seems more interested in creating a Christ-like icon out of Superman, which is certainly unique.

But Superman, aka Clark Kent in "Superman Returns" is just as much of a dork as he was in the first two films that starred Christopher Reeve and were directed by Richard Donner.

The early revelation that Lois Lane has a child the same age as the amount of time he’s been away makes absolutely no visible impact on Clark. If he ever slept with Lois in "Superman II," he seems either to have forgotten or not realized the consequences.

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The one thing Routh has going for him is that he looks a lot like Chris Reeve. Other than that, his acting hasn’t changed much since his short, cardboard-like stint on "One Life to Live."

Singer is content with using him as sort of a prop, and moving everyone else around him. It’s not that Routh is bad or embarrasses himself. He does neither. But dynamic is not a word that comes to mind, either.

Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane actually fares much worse. She is very bland, lacking any of the zip Margot Kidder gave to the role in the films or Teri Hatcher in the "Lois and Clark" TV series.

She is sass-less, but then again, so is the wearisome script by Michael Dougherty, Dan Harris and Singer. Their dialogue is either suffocating or absent. After all, Lois has supposedly won a Pulitzer Prize. But she's as witty or facile with words as a lump of Kryptonite.

Now, you might think I didn't like "Superman Returns." Not so: The first hour is magnificent, and there is a lot to like in the succeeding hour and a half. But the movie is way too long. Singer apparently thought "more is more," and you can see all $300 million up on the screen.

But a long sequence in the middle, with lots of CGI and some preposterous stuff involving Lois saving Superman, is repetitive and kind of joyless. A woman sitting next to me in yesterday’s screening kept making phone calls during that part.

But the first hour or so just soars, and all works with a real brilliance. It’s enough to offset the rest of the film for better or worse.

That first hour is essentially a remake of the first two Donner films. The only difference is that Superman has been away for five years. But Singer recreates Superman's original appearance on Earth — this time instead of being a baby in a rocket, he's an adult. The wonderful Eva Marie Saint returns as Clark’s mother Martha Kent, and the scenes in Kansas are gorgeously shot.

In recreating the Donner films, Singer has also used John Williams' original score and the original title design as well. In this case "Superman Returns" is really "Superman III." About 20 minutes in, Clark/Superman must rescue the Space Shuttle and a passenger plane that was boosting it into space. The whole movie is worth this episode, every part of it works.

But that's when a new story kicks in, involving Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor colorlessly imitating Gene Hackman, and Parker Posey doing her damnedest to make a character out of his sidekick Kitty.

But Posey — who looks great and has some good introductory moments — never takes off. For a lot of the film she’s dressed up with no place to go, and you can feel it. Her role is full of missed opportunities for juicy one-liners and observations.

Spacey, sometimes looking like Uncle Fester, works overtime to find new paths away from Hackman's work. Sometimes, but not often, he is successful.

There are some nice touches: The first character you see in the film is a wealthy, dying widow whom Lex is conning into signing over her estate. The original Lois Lane from TV, Noel Neill, does a nice job with the part.

Later Jack Larson, Jimmy Olsen from TV, gets few good scenes as a bartender. Perry White (Frank Langella) does get to say, "Great Caesar's ghost," and in a cute scene the words, "Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it's a plane," are uttered.

In the end, "Superman Returns" is grand, and often aims to be a take on "Gotterdammerung" with the world exploding, flooding, collapsing and repairing itself. There is a lot of melodrama, and many gorgeous shots of Superman flying around the world, into space and brooding about his life's work.

I think the audience I saw the movie with was a little confused. They wanted some laughs, but when the few times came, they chuckled nervously instead.

There was succinct applause at the end, but not the feeling that we’d seen a jubilant triumph. My guess is the movie, which comes out June 28 and will "open" all the way through July 4, will make all its foundational money right away, and come out of the first week in good shape. But $300 million is a lot to earn back, no matter how impassioned comic books fans are about this latest iteration of their hero's saga.

Pretty much saying the actors do not put memorable performances in.

How ya doing, buddy?