First Experience Driving

I have my L. My driving instructor thought it would be a good idea to learn how to cross intersections first, learn how to turn second, then got tired of me and told me to get some practice, I havn't seen him since. The first day hes like "ok go right, now left, right, NOW LEFT AT THIS INTERSECTION, GO, GO!!!!!! That freaked me out a bit since I only had been driving 5 minutes at the time, then he thought we'd better practice some more turning so he told me to go down this long windy road with a speed limit of 80. I wasn't even comfortable driving slow... The worst part of it is he smells really bad, he smells like the combination of cigarette smoke, and old people. I am not looking forward to finishing my leasons!

I thought it would be worth mentioning that my mom just witnessed a cute fluffy kitty get flattened under the weight of the van in front of her *SQUISH*

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

I remember backing into someones garbage bins when I was learning to drive, I thought it was pretty funny, probably because my driving instructor almost shit his pants. I TOLD HIM THERE WERE BINS BEHIND US, but nooo, keep reversing anyway! Not too long after getting my license, I was nearly wiped out by a bus. That was also kinda funny, but in the horrifying you almost died kind of way. That was like what, six years ago or something. I've never driven since. It's probably for the best!

Look at Infernal laughing at death in his 666th post!

There's nowhere I can't reach.