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 Member 649 Level 24.90 Mar 2006 
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I have a 1988 Ford Escort. One day I was driving home from work, as I approached the highway I pressed the brake. They didn't work at all so I just kept going 70 - 75 km/h across the highway, off the side of the road getting a few feet of air, and wedging myself between two trees. There was minimal damage, only a dent or two, and my headlights now point towards the sky. The back hatch now makes an aweful squeaking noise, and the muffler rattles. Brakes work fine though.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 649 Level 24.90 Mar 2006
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I forgot that about two months ago I was driving in town, and suddenly my car stopped running. I had to pull over, get a tow truck to take me to a mechanic, and pay $200 for a new fuel relay switch. I am working on getting a new car fairly soon. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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