You've been to Sri Lanka? WTF?

I have visited British Columbia, and Alberta in Canada, and California along with some random states in between British Columbia and California in the US. I also visited Tiawana where smelly mexican hobos tried to sell blankets and statues of naked boys...

EDIT places I visited in the greatest place ever BC:

Port Hardy - don't remember too much, dont visit the ports too much expecially this one
Port Alberni - sprout lake is kickass,
Port Alice - small town ports are a shitty place to live
Port McNeil - rains alot, small town
Port Renfrew - Indians, and Indian garbage reside here
Zeballos - Indian town, many Indians walking around typical of most west island towns
Fair Harbour - went camping here, parked our camper on big patch of 4, 5, and even 6 leaf clovers ( the fifth and sixth leafs were half developed) oh and some indian threw water on my fire because there was a bit of plastic burning (I was 8 and indians scared me... more than now)
Campbell River - inferior to Courtenay but still decent
Black Creek - live here, awesomest village ever
Merville - inferior to Black Creek - Black Creeks arch rival
Courtenay - Do all my shopping, and other buissiness here
Comox - "little Courtenay" right next door, shitty mall thing, a marina, and old people make up the town
Nanaimo - Great mall here, biggest mall around until you reach Victoria
Ladysmith/ Parksville - alot of blues grass festivals around this area, went to one once - not bad
Coombs - last time I went here I saw a goat eating grass off of a roof, and just kept on driving
Chemainus - Lots of murals, went here to see some play called "On Golden Pond" for a school field trip
Duncan - never spent much time here except to visit my parents friends
Victoria - The capital of BC, alot of large buildings and crazy un-paralel roads that confuse the shit out of me
Vancouver - crowded, no one expected growth back in the old days, roads randomly placed everywhere, lack of directional signs. Saw Alice Cooper here, and will see Dragonforce there soon.
Kamloops - Like Spatula, this place reminds me of fruit loops, grandparents used to live here, boring place
Vernon - Grandparents also lived here, too young to remember much, I think there was a cool tunnel thing with bears carved into the side but that may be kamloops
Kelowna - boring place, nothing to say

thats about it

Jam it back in, in the dark.