[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!!!!!

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For those of you who are wondering why WWE yanked the four way ladder match from the No Way Out PPV, the reason is that Vince McMahon decided over the weekend that (as of right now, since they keep going back and forth on this) The Hardy Boyz and MNM will no longer be teaming. Matt Hardy, Joey Mercury, Jeff Hardy and Johnny Nitro will be going back to singles roles on their respective brands.

With that decision made, the feeling was that having the Four Way ladder match at the No Way Out PPV was meaningless, so they've switched gears to allow Deuce and Domino to challenge WWE Tag Team champions Paul London and Brian Kendrick instead. Stephanie McMahon made the call to change the match.

WWE has gone back and forth on whether to keep the teams together or not, so this is just the latest in that trend.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I think the Hardy's alone were bringing back a huge fan base, obviously, if Jeff and Matt were having personal issues then they wouldn't have been doing the things like the Matthardyshow and stuff like that.

I mean hell...a TLC match between London/Kendrick and the Hardys would have brought BIG ratings.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Isn't that what usually makes a feud? A good one at that...or are you talking about offscreen stuff

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BORING...BORING....BORING....

That and always saying What

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Okay, so I just read the spoilers for SD! and it seems they're trying to end the brand extension...somewhat because I mean look at it...You have Batista and Taker appearing on Raw, Lashley defending a title on Raw and all that stuff.

Spoiler:

And then theres Lashley battling Kennedy at No Way Out. On SD! Orton, Edge, Cena and Michaels all made appearances on Raw.

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Perhaps Vinnie Mac isn't as stupid as we all thought. Apparently they're getting REALLY iffy on splitting the Hardys and MNM or not splitting them since they put them in a No Way Out match.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I swear storm...I hope you're joking...Awesome is the dumbass traitor that loved fat chicks sheesh

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Mike Awesome

Known as Mike Awesome in ECW and WWE. First person to invade the WWE by defeating Rhino backstage and taking the Hardcore Title.

While in WCW, he sold out and became that 70's guy and the fat chick thriller. Basically, he was great in ECW and then he just well...flopped

Also at one night stand 2005 he had one hell of a match with Masato Tanaka

How ya doing, buddy?

Edge looked lost as fuck at the end of his match

Most amazing jew boots

MAJOR SPOILER from what I've read

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Sonic, just so you know I've read reports that SCSA is going to be the special guest referee

Predictions of tonights ECW

Spoiler:

In the Lashley - Holly match tonight I have a feeling its going to be kind of like a Mark Henry moment where Umaga is going to storm the ring, rip off the cage door and beat the hell out of Lashley where Holly will win the match.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

heh..he got in a car wreck lol Not like he was that entertaining to watch. Test was a much better face than a heel.

Remember when he was against the McMahon-Helmsley Era. Also when we was with Stacey and had all his Test-icles

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Eh, he'll probably just go to TNA and work there

okay I just read the SD spoilers and something is kinda making me go WTF

Spoiler:

Announced for next week: Undertaker vs. Finlay and Kane vs. WWE World champion Batista.

OKay, Taker vs Batista I understand...but why are Kane and Finlay teaming up?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Not in the way it was worded...not that a match like that wouldn't be cool.

but now that you say that, it STILL doesn't make any sense. Kane and Khali would make a much better feud

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I dunno, at RAW Khali got a huge pop, which was kind of funny.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I dunno...Bischoff didn't make sense for vince to be angry at because he did bring him back and made him GM for a day for the book thing...It would have been pretty funny to see someone like..Heyman or Linda come out...or maybe The Rock

How ya doing, buddy?

Bischoff and Foley were both "fired" because they were doing books. Austin was doing the Condemned and The Rock is too cool for the WWE lol.

FELIPE NO

I really don't see The Rock going to TNA...I could see Vince giving him more money so that he doesn't go to tna

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You just now found that out? And actually he uses a high angle armbar as a submission finisher...much like burchill did when he first appeared

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think he had some kind of surgery...I remember that he got injured during the filming of Gridiron gang...if i remember right

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If you want a video, go to WWE.com

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Cenas going to lose the strap to Michaels, Taker is going to lose to Batista and everyone knows McMahon is going to Lose to Trump

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I don't think Edge's game of playing possum will help him turn face. If they wanted to turn him face they would have had him screw Orton over and not Flair.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I remember when he was starting out on Velocity he had some great end match promos and stuff...but then it kinda fell off the edge of the earth when Team Angle appeared

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The only reason I remember him from velocity is because after every match he won they did a backstage thing with him and he always said "It's all about the Benjamins" But I think if he and Hass were given the mic when they were part of Team Angle instead of Heyman taking it it would have been alot better. And even though the WGTT is entertaining...I liked the whole Shelton and Mama's boy thing, that was pretty funny

FELIPE NO

It seemed like Edge was the only heel in the ring for raw...and It seems maybe they're trying to push Orton into a Face role again

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