[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Major Spoiler for tonight ya'll

Spoiler:

BTW, Kurt Angle is going to appear tonight on Impact as a heel

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SD! Spoiler

Spoiler:

After the break Miz says he helped Kristal win because of what Layla did to him when he set him up with the fat stripper on his birthday. The Boogeyman comes out and The Miz pushes Kristal into the Boogeyman and runs away. The Boogeyman scares Kristal into laying on her back and The Boogeyman then uses his mouth to put worms into Kristal's mouth.

Looks like he's back! and just in time for halloween...again

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I dunno...looking at some of the SS matches, they look pretty good. I also think they're doing a bit of a test to see how Matt and Jeff will be reacted to by the crowd.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I don't really think you can match Samoa Joe against Taz...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Survivor Series Just got better

Originally Posted by WWE.com

Former World Tag Team Champions the Spirit Squad have had their problems with the legendary “Nature Boy” Ric Flair as of late. At Survivor Series, they’ll have a heaping helping of Legend trouble, as Captain Kenny will lead Squad members Johnny, Mikey & Nicky against Captain Flair and his team of Sgt. Slaughter, Dusty Rhodes & Ron Simmons in a Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match. Roddy Piper was scheduled to be part of Flair's team, but he will be unable to compete due to injury and has been replaced by Simmons.

DAMN!

Thats all I have to say.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The whole thing with Styles and Daniels is that they've already been in a fued multiple times and its getting really old now...

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Two words...
HOLY SHIT!

Originally Posted by TNAwrestling.com

TNAWRESTLING.COM EXCLUSIVE – THE VOODOO KIN MAFIA ACCEPT THE OPEN CHALLENGE TO FACE MATT AND JEFF HARDY THIS SUNDAY NIGHT

On Tuesday, TNAwrestling.com received a call from the Voodoo Kin Mafia, who wanted to let the wrestling world know that they are publicly accepting the open challenge to face Matt and Jeff Hardy this Sunday night.

Although the open challenge was answered on their Monday night program by another tag team, BG and Kip would like to also accept the challenge to make it a three-way match.

According to BG, they will agree to compete in the bout under one condition – that the competition must cease and desist all “Dumb to the Xtreme” television skits effective immediately - and this must be verified by a signed and notarized legal document.

In turn, The Voodoo Kin Mafia will agree not to air their footage this Thursday night on “iMPACT!” on SpikeTV.

“You know Vince – a funny thing happened on Monday afternoon on your website when we were watching your little online press conference,” BG James said. “When the Hardys made the open challenge, I couldn’t help but hear the fans chanting ‘VKM’. Some other tag team may have accepted it, but it’s still an open challenge and the Voodoo Kin Mafia want in the match – so let’s make it a three-way. You have until this Thursday night before ‘iMPACT!’ goes on the air to give us an answer.”

The Voodoo Kin Mafia await a response from the WWE regarding the acceptance of the open challenge….

And for those of you who don't know, the VKM = James Gang = New Age Outlaws

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'll be interested to see what happens since all impacts for the month are taped after the ppv

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Spoiler:

FYI I've read reports that after ECW tonight, Show will be taking a hiatus from WWE for injuries and what not

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Didn't they do that with like Sports Entertainment Extreme or something?

How ya doing, buddy?

Are...
You...
READY?!
Kidding...
Me...

Originally Posted by WWE.com

Violent teen blames WWE
On July 10th, a 19-year-old German teen, Steffen G., consumed 1 bottle of beer, 2 bottles of wine, and 1 bottle of chocolate liqueur then proceeded to murder a homeless man. Steffen G. now blames WWE’s “SmackDown vs. Raw 2006” video game (which is rated “T” for teens) as the reason for his actions. A WWE spokesman stated “Given Steffen G.’s history of violence and alcohol abuse, we believe his claims to be absurd.”

http://repository.wwe.com/news/statement_121106.pdf

Jeez...the least he could have done was use 2007...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

MVP...right whatever.

As far as the nitro/k-fed/umaga/cena thing goes, I highly doubt they're going to give Umaga the title. I can see Umaga interfering in K-Feds match or vice versa resulting in Umaga beating the holy hell out of Nitro leading to a feud between them.

Why couldn't the just bring back 3MW...

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Time for more WWE firings...

David Heath (Gangrel)
Mike and Todd Shane (The Gymini)
Doug Basham
Tony Mamaluke
Al Snow (wrestling anyways, he will still be a trainer though)

So far thats all of the WWE releases

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

One word can probably sum it up very well...

Crap

Add to the released list
Terkay
Jazz and
Rodney Mack

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Originally Posted by Darsh

Thats insane that they released Sylvester terkay, that guy seemed like he had more than enough potential for the wwe belt and as a monster heel.
Also, what the hell is Monty Browns new name? I heard it and it translated in my head as some gibberish that mimics his old name, and did he just win the match with a simple arm bar? Holy hell.

His name is Marquis Cor Von (Marcus Corvon) but is going by The Alpha Male. Yes he did win with an arm bar but don't forget, Paul Burchill won alot of his matches with an Armbar type maneuver.

What i thought was funny was that he was wrestling Cassidy Riley...another TNA name, who was doing quite well.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Lame to the max Kos...

turns out C.W. Anderson has been released as well

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hardcore title was fuckin awesome...Especially at WM2000 when there was that 15 minute hardcore battle royal where the championship changed hands i think...20 times or so

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Spoiler:

Okay...so all the title belt matches at the RR were Face wins

But what's up with taker winning the rumble...
To me, that doesn't make any sense unless at No mercy Kennedy gets the belt due to interference from MVP and then at WM23 its Kennedy against Taker or something, unless the rumors are true and this is going to be takers last hurrah.

But it would have made more sense for Michaels to win it, then have Cena drop the strap to either Edge or Orton then it continues the DX fued between DX and Rated - RKO

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Originally Posted by Winter Storm

LOL OH MY GOD I havent' checked WWE.com in months nor watched RAW, and Cena is still the champion??? ROTF damn Vince! He is like the new HHH. "Must keep belt around his wee-wee! for 3409750934725 years, no matter how lame he is!"

Actually...Cena's lost the title twice, once to edge and once to RVD.

RVD probably would still have the championship if he didn't get busted for pot and suspended for 30 days, due to that incident, the title was dropped to edge and then back to Cena.

Right now...there really isn't anyone for Cena to feud with.

Nitro is feuding with Jeff Hardy and MNM is feuding with the Hardy's
Carlito is feuding with McMahon (which is kinda funny)
Masters if feuding with Super Crazy
Rated-RKO (edge and Orton) are feuding with DX (Michaels and HHH(before the quad tear)
Kenny is feuding with Dykstra
And Khali is about as easy to understand and Eugene so theres no way they're going to give him the belt.

So there isn't really alot they can do about the WWE title. For some retarded reason they decided to take Kane off of RAW, although its understandable cause they had to end the Kane-Umaga angle some how, but it doesn't give Cena anyone to really face. Although it would be kind of cool if they did give Khali the belt and then revive the Taker-Khali angle one more time but ~shrugs~

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Umaga vs Khali Feud

Umaga - ABBLLAHAHHAHHHAAA GAGGGHHAAKKAAAAHHH!!!!

Khali - IIASSHSHAAAA FAAHHEHEEEAAAA GGAHAHHAAALLAAA!!!!

Yeah...Khali doesn't even have a manager anymore

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Spoiler:

I already can bet that Taker is going to show up on ECW and SD! before any decision is made...he deserves tohold the WWE title one last time before he leaves though. not some replica ecw belt or some reborn WCW title

I like the new thing with Raven and the whole Serotonin Gimmick.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

And Jacqueline beating Chavo for the Cruiserweight title...And Chavos dad winning the title too..that was funny

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WSX really reminds me of the old ECW. All the weapons and everything...plus the no care style of alot of the wrestlers.

How ya doing, buddy?

WSX really isn't a brand...its more like a TV show...they did all their tapings already and that stuff.

Hell..New Jack and Justin Credible were one time appearances from what I've read

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Originally Posted by Harry Mason

Why in the hell does that page say HHH defeated Jericho with Stephanie?

Haha, Chuck and Billy. I wish I could go back to those times.

Because HHH returned from his quad injury as a face, and then had a "falling out" with Stephanie to help continue his push as a face. This set up the feud of the brooding ex-wife helping is rival, Jericho, to beat HHH. This didn't happen after HHH won the rumble, went on to WMx8 and won.

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