[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Thats usually how alot of bands are...which is why sometimes they use bands that aren't big label.

Mercy Drive, Brand New Sin and Three 6 Mafia are a few examples.

Three Six being more new than not big label.

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I did enjoy the 10 kendo stick shots by Sandman though

and the joke on sci-fi as well with the whole Zombies and Aliens thing.

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Wait, what about RVD?

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Yes, because WCW Fired Austin because they were winning the Monday Night Wars

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Originally Posted by Kostaki

LOL. Invalid my ass.

What you fail to realize, is that what you're saying actually is true. Without Coca-Cola, Pepsi wouldn't be where it is. Without Pepsi, Coca-Cola wouldn't be where they are. Each of them have aggressively marketed against each other and have literally swamped out brands like RC Cola because of such competition. Remove one or the other from the equation, and a brand like RC Cola might be on top right now. That's how it works.

Without WCW, the WWE would not be where they are right now. Without WCW, the WWE has been failing horribly in keeping interesting storylines going while building new stars. The entire attitude era was born solely on the premise to oust WCW, like in the example above with Coca-Cola and Pepsi. The AOL/Time Warner merger is what killed WCW, not industry competition. Only now that TNA has emerged, are they taking a stance on attempting to bring back what was once interesting.

This is fact, as much as you'd like to consider it invalid.


Steve Williams was released from WCW long before the "Monday Night Wars" even began. He went to ECW for a year before actually going to the WWF. Remember, he came into the WWF at the time not as Stone Cold, but as the Ringmaster managed by Ted DiBiase. He then developed into the Stone Cold gimmick and it took off in 1997 and 1998 which is one major piece of what turned the tide in WWF's favor. I will admit, the Stone Cold character was one of the best characters the WWF has produced and it's sometimes tough to find the right formula for the right wrestler. Bischoff failed to do it, but Vince and company struck gold with it. Had WCW not fired Steve Williams, and had ECW put the title on him when he was feuding with Mikey Whipwreck, there is a huge chance that there would be no Stone Cold Steve Austin. This is how it works.

Don't forget about WCW's wonderful ratings idea by giving the Heavyweight Championship to David Arquette.

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Why bother splitting? No one has talked about TNA matches..for like..ever.

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Hey, I liked seeing Sandman beating the hell out of the stripper because it was actually one of the WWE creative writers. Sadly though...who loves the fact that in ECW, there are extreme rule matches...lol....EXTREME Fucking RULE Matches!? WTF...Bring back Jericho...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Batista, Back this friday.

---TNA

TNA is lost right now because they aren't like...the ECW of Wrestling anymore because well...ECW is back.

Spoiler:

they're really pushing that joe will get the title because he lost the X-div title to senshi so yeah

WWE

Its funny that WWE is making fun of Joe too with Umaga.

WWE managed to get Sabu back and there is always a chance they can pull Raven and Rhino back to WWECW. Sandman is partially screwed because Metallica is being a bunch of dickwads and wanting shit loads of money to use that song...its a matter of time before WWE does a cover of the song.

People needed to Make ECW really ECW
-Raven
-Meanie
-Simon DeanNova
-Rhino..cmon...the last TV champ and heavyweight champ?
-Super Crazy
-Rey Rey
-Tanaka
-Mike "Sellout" Awesome

I'm sure that just those few can help the newcomers from OVW and DSW become ECW wrestlers...plus if the house of hardcore was opened up again...that'd be nice.

Axl fucked up the thing for the Balls/Axl team because Axl No-showed and thats gay.

Unfortunately Lance Storm is no longer going to wrestle so the Impact players are out of the question.

I like how they are still making Tommy Dreamer the lover of violence which is good to have back.

I've also read reports that Test is fairly impressive in ECW but I wish ECW would have control from only Dreamer and Heyman.

How ya doing, buddy?

RVD and Sabu got pulled over for driving unhappy...then RVD was found in posession of 18 g of MJ and 4 vicodin..and Sabu was in posession of like...9 controlled substances

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah. JBL is really smart as far as financial stuff goes.

like Vamp said he has written a book and for a while had a show on FOX or something untill something happened

How ya doing, buddy?

yeah...

--Many observers considered Layfield's future in WWE to be in doubt after an incident that occurred during a WWE house show in Munich, Germany, on June 5, 2004. In an attempt to draw a negative reaction, he gave the crowd several Nazi salutes and goose-stepped around the ring. Such a display, if used to incite riots or for other political purposes, is illegal in Germany. However, since the display was intended as part of the showmanship of wrestling, it was not illegal, despite ongoing claims by members of the Internet Wrestling Community; and so no action was taken. This incident was referred to by Michael Cole on the June 30, 2006 edition of Smackdown!. Layfield responded by telling Cole that his remark was "not funny."

On June 8, 2004, CNBC, which had recently hired Layfield to regularly appear on one of its shows after he had become prominent as a financial commentator, terminated its relationship with Layfield for his actions in Munich. (It should be noted NBC Universal was in the process of acquiring WWE television rights at the time.) However, Layfield's actions did not prevent WWE from putting its championship belt on him. Some have even speculated that it was this incident which encouraged and strengthened the decision to make him WWE champion. Shortly thereafter, he was rehired by Fox News Channel (where he previously did guest appearances) as part of the Saturday morning business block.--

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But it also makes him more of a heel type getting the belt and all that stuff.

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SD! has gotten better. Lets see if taker "kills" kahli this year

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Originally Posted by Mr.Ramen

the POOOOOOUUUNNNNNCCCEEEEEEE-uh!













Period!

And why are we imitating wrestlers that went from main event status to low-midcard status in just about 2 months?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Little Bastard > TNA

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It was funny because they had him and Finlay looking right at LB for like...10 seconds before they did anything

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hebner got "Fired" like 2 months ago

I was speaking idiomatically.

I was talking about TNA dag.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah...Hebner was working for WWE got fired because he was stealing merchandise so he made his debut refing the Cage/Jarret match.

Hebner needs to just stay out of wrestling because even West and Tenay were poking fun at Hebner saying "Why doesn't he ring the bell" during a match when Jarret had Cage in the Sharpshooter and Cage was even saying "Don't you do it hebner" Both giving reference to the Montreal Screwjob.

Then the "Orlando Screwjob" showed Hebner help Jarret win the title, this gave debut to Jim Cornette firing Hebner because of this.

And yes, I can remember all this and STILL have a life!

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Orlando Screwjob

Cage vs Jarret vs Sting vs Killings vs Abyss

Sting was going for the title and then Jarret and Hebner shoved the ladder over and then, if I remember right, Hebner ran out of the building to a car waiting for him

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Stacy was contemplating her stay with WWE during Dancing with the Stars and if I remember right, she decided to leave WWE after her I think July 21st contract expiration

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I dunno, I think I'd put ECW before WCW...well...WCW when it was going downhill...not to mention WWE's attitude era was great so it really kinda differs and all.

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Taker vs. Khali was actually a good match. I would have liked to see it go longer but its give and take...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Masters looks HORRIBLE

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Originally Posted by Mr.Ramen

Christian on the mic is awesome.

Please...oh god PLEASE tell me you did not just realize this

I was speaking idiomatically.