[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

We Can only Hope

Double Post:
Did I hear boos during the RVD/Carlito/Hass vs. Masters/Benjamin/Striker match directed at RVD?

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Mad Props to WWE For hyping See No Evil with the May 19th date, as well as making the area around Big Shows Eye Bleed.

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Styles should be the writer for WWE and I kinda hope he gets input on the writing for ECW.

Originally Posted by Joey Styles himself

"You want to apologize? Like nothing happened. Like you didn't knock me on my ass in front of millions of people worldwide, and I'm gonna come down there and work with you. I'm not coming back, and now thanks to the magic of live television I'm gonna show the whole world, why for seven years in ECW I was the unscripted, uncensored, loose cannon of commentary. Six months ago, WWE called me, I didn't call this company because I was looking for a job. I didn't need a job. WWE called me because they had humiliated and fired...again, Jim Ross. So I get JR's spot, and from week one, week after week I've got an ongoing lecture about the differences in professional wrestling and sports entertainment. I'm not allowed to say 'pro wrestling', I'm not allowed to say 'wrestler'. I have to say 'sports entertainment' and refer to the wrestlers as 'superstars'. I'm told to deliberant ignore the moves and the holds during the matches so I can tell stories. Well ignoring the moves and the holds is damn insulting to the athletes, the 'wrestlers', not the entertainers who leave their families three hundred days a year to ply their craft in that ring. Here's the best part, because I'm not a sports entertainment storyteller I get pulled from Wrestlemania, and the reason I'm given is, is because I don't sound like Jim Ross who's the guy they fired in the first place. That makes sense, right? So I swallow the bitter pill, I'm a company guy. I get bumped from Wrestlemania. Then I get bumped from Backlash? I'm not good enough to call Backlash!? In ECW, I called live pay-per-views on my own, solo, no color commentators dragging me down. Wasn't done before me, hasn't been done since. But I'm not good enough to call Backlash because I'm not a sports entertainment storyteller. Well you know what? I am sick of sports entertainment. I am sick of male cheerleaders. I am sick of boogers and bathroom humor and semen and I am sick of our chairman. Who likes to talk about his own semen, he mocks God... he mocks God!!!!! And makes out with the divas all to feed his own insatiable ego. I am sick of sports entertainment, and most of all I am sick of you fans who actually buy into that crap! This sports entertainment circus! I never
needed this job, and I don't want this job anymore."

[At this point Joey pulls the WWE collar off the microphone and tosses it away.]

"I quit!"

Now thats good writing..and it was done by Styles...not the monkeys in the back.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah...it kinda seems like the attitude era created the drama...or so I think anyways.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by dagget

Surprisingly enough, Vince will have nothing to do with anything that happens in ECW. He just owns the name. Tommy Dreamer and Paul Heyman will be in charge of it. Which means, it'll probably go back to the way it was so many years ago. They're trying to rehire all the ex-ECW talent they can for the revival. With those two in charge, you can expect nothing but good things out of ECW. Which, btw, I need to see if I can find that ECW DVD that was released a few weeks ago.

Of course Vince is playing the ECW card as a final act to stomp in TNA to the ground. With Bischoff being released in July from his WWE contract, 3 months after, I bet he'll be more than happy to go over to TNA and then it truly will turn into the next WCW.

Vince already got Sabu.

I highly doubt the Dudleys will return...they might though.

Jerry Lynns been a tad MIA and sadly I don't think Rhino or Raven will jump ship.

On the upside I do know that Danny Doring and Roadkill I believe are in WWE and at OVW right now and contracts have been sent out to Francine and I think Balls Mahoney. The real question is not how much of the WWE talent will go to ECW BUT how much talent will there be in ECW?

FELIPE NO

But would you really want ECW to turn into some nationwide OVW/DSW tv show?

How ya doing, buddy?

You asked for it so here it is

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This my friends is a spoiler tag. We use it to hide things that will happen in the future. Please, use me so that you don't look like a complete ASS!

For ECW, what are the chances that Taz will return?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Kostaki

The most shocking thing about all this, we find that Vince McMahon has taken his head out of HHH's ass, and HHH has taken his head out of Vince McMahon's ass at the same time.

Nothing like a fresh cup of double irony.

This "new ECW" is going to be pretty stale really, no matter how "hard" it's made to sound. Vince will never go back on his move limitation policy as to stop injuries, so you'll never see some of the insane and wacky shit that ECW used to do in the past. That's what made the wrestling good, and the matches even better.

This looks more like a ploy to draw attention away from TNA, and I guess it appears to be working considering everyone and their dog are having orgasms over the news of ECW returning. All they're doing now is kicking a dead horse at this point, but we'll see if anything comes out of it.

Actually I agree that this is a ploy to get people away from TNA. They took Sabu and no one knows who could be next.

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Originally Posted by wwe.com

SmackDown Superstars Batista and Booker T got into a knockdown, drag-out fight Monday afternoon on the set of World Wrestling Entertainment’s SummerSlam commercial shoot in Encino, California. Director of WWE Television Promotions, John Gaburick, tells WWE.com the fight broke out during the filming of a scene in the commercial which will be used to promote SummerSlam later this year. “The fight lasted at least five minutes, it was a brutal, bloody, vicious affair,” says Gaburick. “It took JBL, Mark Henry, Chris Benoit, Finlay and road agent Ricky Steamboat to finally break things up.”

Gaburick says, “Both men were banged up pretty good, both men were bloodied up.” After the fight, Booker T and Batista went behind closed doors to try and clear the air. Gaburick says both Booker T and Batista finished their required work on the commercial before leaving the set. When asked what the fight was about, Gaburick would only say “it’s a personal issue between two men.”

The SummerSlam commercial was filmed Sunday using RAW Superstars and Monday using SmackDown competitors.

Woah.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Kostaki

That smells more like angle opening than it does a legit fight, to give Batista someone to feud with while everything finishes up with Rey Mysterio and the World Title. If they were to put Batista against Rey now, it's clear the mismatch would be absolutely horrible where you couldn't see Batista losing at ALL.

That's the feeling I get from it.

I don't know though. I would think Batista would fued with Henry since Henry did put him out of action. Plus Booker I think is going to be in a big fued with Lashley and he still has unfinished business with the Boogeyman while he heals his injury.

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Has Samoa Joe now taken a huge face turn?

I was speaking idiomatically.

May 19th = Premiere of See No Evil. The Movie with kane in it.

Also, last monday, there was a video played on the titantron of Kanes Mask and someone laughing saying May 19th over and over. Could be a very interesting set up..especially if Kane showed up on Smackdown and just tore through everyone.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I hope he destroys smackdown. that would increase ratings huge and be totally awesome.

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Actually, Ive heard rumors that Chavo is going to screw over Rey for the title, im going to call the story line right now

Chavo screwes Rey at a PPV

Chavo comes out saying that because everyone is chanting Rey Mysterios name and that the fans are forgetting eddie and crap like that

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I think SD! is slowly turning into a face-champion division

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Lashley took down JBL for the US title

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Congrats WWE...you have officially..well..fucked up yet again

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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I read somewhere that test might be in the new DX

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Quote:

WWE Tag Team champion Paul London is out of action with what is said to be a staph infection in his arm. I was told that London gutted it out at last week's Smackdown taping and worked despite the infection during a match with the Mexicools for Velocity, but didn't work last night's house show due to the infection.

This explains why London wasn't on SD!

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Originally Posted by TigerRaptorFX

SmackDown is saved it has a new hero. :P I don't know if this can be counted as a spoiler. But why spoil the surprise.

Spoiler:

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/nacho

W
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I was speaking idiomatically.

Losing Kane would suck...unless he went out big...that would be cool. I wouldn't mind seeing him with the title or involved in an angle with Taker.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by The Burniator

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This is what I find funny Cena gets owned by ECW. I loved how the Sandman took that kendle stick and beat the crap out of Cena.

What the hell is a kendle stick?

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I wanna see the hardcore title back with the 24/7 rule. Nothing was cooler than seeing the MSP kick crash hollys ass with breakfast in bed...Also that huge 15 minute battle royal for the HC title where there were like...24 title changes in that 15 mintues, plus Molly Holly Mighty Molly won the title from The Hurricane then lost it to Christian in like...30 seconds.

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Originally Posted by Mystil

Tazz:

Has defected to ECW

really?:

No Fucking Duh!

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Spoilers are only really for Raw, SD and ECW and PPV's...If you seriously thought about it, Tazz was going to go to ecw anyways.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If the vengance video is a taste of things to come I'll like it too...unfortunately...I keep getting bad flashbacks of the HHH/Michaels Fued from a while back

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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~Zombie


seriously...wtf?

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