[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

FYI You all do know Sheamus O'Brein and Drew Mc...Mc....Drew the Scottish dude are getting DX love.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I was wondering why I had this chill up my spine this morning...

FELIPE NO

Hart is so great, we don't need to talk about him. We just know

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Jeff Hardy isn't going to be performing. Hes visiting the stage with his g/f and shannon moore. If anyone was to be in that of those two, it would be Moore over Hardy so that way Moore can be used wrong then fucked over, AGAIN.

Now Brian Kendrick will probably be in the XDivision crap match though

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I still don't believe it. Because if Hardy does it, I'm 95% sure he will never be back in WWE. And also the only news I believe I get from pwinsider.com because 99% of what I've seen there has been 100% legit

And the Rock won't return. After Cenas comments towards him, and the rock wanting to focus on his amazing acting career.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

TNA fans have had "we want 6 sides" signs in the air.

Also TNA is garbage FYI.

Spoiler:

Daniels jobbing to Val Venis?

Ken "Imma injure you in my debut" Anderson against Abyss?

Scott Hall getting hyped then backing out?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

sorry bout that. figured you'd have seen at least two of the things i said in headlines on the pro wrestling sites

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WEEK on IMPACT:

Foley didn't get fired. He got "fired" AKA Bischoff got butt hurt. Next week Foley comes out and starts talking about how he didn't do it and blah blah blah.

TNA tapes 2 or 3 shows back to back. But next weeks show isn't much better

You were warned

I was speaking idiomatically.

Really the only one who flipped back and forth was Christian.

But when he left in what, 05, it was probably a good time for him because there were more up and coming stars, and I also thing Hassan was actually on a good path to becoming top heel in WWE till UPN got all butt hurt.

Angle left WWE because of the work schedule for TNA...then wound up getting divorced. That worked out good. (FAIL)

Booker T left TNA and was probably the best move because thats when TNA started to do the nose dive.

Jeff Hardy...the only thing I know FOR SURE is that hes on trial for drug possession lol.

Mick Foley left cause the commentator job wasn't jiving with him and Taz left because, I would assume just everything just kinda started going down hill

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If TNA goes live, yes it'll be interesting.

If its a pre-taped thing, it'll fail.

Most amazing jew boots

Mickie James Vs. Michelle McCool - I kinda know whats going on so I'm going to say McCool


Maryse Vs. Gail Kim - I'm going to say Maryse just because when she lost the title, it wasn't by choice, it was because she got injured


Christian Vs. Jackson - I really am going to have to put Jackson as the winner in this match because I forsee Christian going to Smackdown or RAW


Sheamus Vs. Orton - So they're trying to push Sheamus as a monster Heel...so most likely Sheamus will win and then more will be at the bottom about with Orton


Undertaker Vs. Mysterio - Fuck Mysterio. Bitch kept Ziggler from getting pushed into the IC title spotlight. Taker all the way


Royal Rumble Match - Okay so I see a few different possibilities. IF WWE was playing smart, they'd put Kofi against Morrison in the final 2.

Morrison and Kofi are both getting huge pushes and Kofi against Sheamus could be pretty big at WM. Or Even Morrison against whoever.


Orton will probably either A) Jack someones spot with a head punt or B) Demand to be put into the RR after losing to Sheamus. but I also think that Teddy Jr. is going to finally cross Orton at the rumble and split from legacy.

HHH and HBK will eliminate one another.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

FYI Michaels plans to take a break after mania sooooo...Buried Alive match at Wrestlemania?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Helms was cited with public drunkeness. Jericho was just in the wrong place at the wrong time

There's nowhere I can't reach.

HAHAHA @ Waltman

How ya doing, buddy?

This is usually how TNA goes -- 1.0 Ratings one week, .6 the next, .78 the next week then .9 the next. Theres really no stability in the ratings

Most amazing jew boots

Nasty Boys -- Not signed after 60 day trial

Hall -- Fired

Nash -- Booking

I was speaking idiomatically.