[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

For those of you who saw raw

Originally Posted by deadlinehollywooddaily.com

I don’t know what’s more shameful here: The fact that USA Network issued a bogus press release announcing that Donald Trump had bought World Wrestling Entertainment’s popular “Monday Night RAW” franchise? Or that publicly traded World Wrestling Entertainment participated in a scam that sent its share price down nearly 7% at one point on Tuesday? The USA Network (which is part of NBC Universal and in turn publicly traded GE) issued its apology today, acknowledging that “there is no actual ‘sale’.” The phony release was supposed to promote “an ongoing story arc” on the wrestling show. But the release sure looked real, including both companies’ logos as well as real contacts and phone numbers at WWE and USA Networks for reporters and investors to call. The release also included a quote from WWE Chairman Vince McMahon saying that Trump made an undisclosed offer that “I couldn’t refuse”. And Trump was quoted as promising to reward the RAW's fans by airing the next show this Monday “live and commercial free”. News organizations took it at face value; TV Guide posted a story based on the press release shortly after it was issued. And FoxBusiness.com posted the release itself. Doesn’t the SEC consider it a crime for public companies to mislead investors?

LawL

I was speaking idiomatically.

Lets make trade speculations!!!

RAW gets
Jimmy Wang Yang (yes..hes still employed by WWE, surprise!)
Jesse
Gail Kim
E. Jackson
Mike Knox

SD gets
Ted DiBiase
Katie Lea
Paul Burchill
Chavito
Santino

ECW gets
Jamie Noble
Hornswoggle
Goldust
Curt Hawkins
The Undertaker...j/k Funaki

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Kostaki

The biggest loss here is clearly that there can be no Edge and Christian reunion now, which I'm sure has been in the works for quite some time. Even with both as single wrestlers, that would have drawn a lot of curious and nostalgic fans back. Matt and Jeff kiss and make up, and you have another TLC for a PPV just waiting to happen.

Not anymore, however.

I wouldn't be so quick to naysay that.

If you think about it, "one year" till the next WWE draft a.k.a. whenever we fuckin feel like it. So this will give Christian more time to fuck around on ECW. If WWE was smart, they would have christian and someone from ECW teaming for a bit and stuff, the second person being someone they'd want to push into the US/IC title spot.

Then they both get drafted to SD. Christian gets attacked by the current Unified TT title holders and then issue a challenge to Christian telling him to find a partner. Boom, Edge returns.

FELIPE NO

Actually this is a HUGE opening for WWE.

Carlito comes out with Jericho saying they conspired to take Edge out and then Carlito was tired of carrying Primo

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

@mortis

What do you want to bet though that with the WWE writers, it'll be like Jericho gets attacked by Legacy on Smackdown and they "beat him down" and steal the titles and then challenge Jericho and a partner for the titles but Jericho doesn't come out?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

So I missed any updates to TNA because I was at EVO in vegas but was the TNA PPV still just a big clusterfuck as it usually is?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Considering Maryse is out with an injury, I can't say thats a right prediction or wrong lol.

But DX vs Legacy..~thinks~ I could see how Dibiase could come out as a face.

Rhodes gets knocked out or back or something and DiBiase suffers the SCM to Ped combo. DiBiase gets pissed at Rhodes and the two start fighting it out and when Orton comes to tear them apart he gets hit by DiBiase or something.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

From what I've heard, Michelle McCool is now out too with some kind of injury.

And you know...I could have sworn that WWE had a couple really good second gen wrestlers that got released because WWE writers suck...

Boy, bet they're regrettin that now.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So we all know Rhaka Khan is going to get completely buried after the dealings with Angle.

Also mortis, I loved your three scenarios for the ME match, also you forgot about Elijah Burke in the Steel Asylum match.

But for the title match you forgot one very vital thing...right now the TNA writers aren't any smarter than the WWE writers and the fact that you have Vince Russo booking TNA just makes everything full of more fail

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by mortis

Of course, TNA has to be careful as Khan could in theory sue them saying they aren't pushing her because of what happened with Kurt.

Of course a lot of the wrestlers around now could say they aren't getting pushed because they aren't friends with Orton, HHH etc.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by dagget

Rofl you know this and I do too. I'm just wondering how it'll all play out. Bottom line is that he's probably done forever in Vince's eyes. Which is just fine. He can go back to TNA and work a lighter schedule so he won't have to be doped up to deal with that 320 day (or whatever it is) schedule Vince enforces.

Except TNA wasn't even less work..remember the no-shows?

FELIPE NO

WOAH WOAH WOAH!

Which TNA are you watching? TNA has absolutely NO credibility...at least TNA has no sensible writers.

How ya doing, buddy?

Predictions:

Punk ~ Taker - The only way I could see Punk winning is completely underhanded tactics to basically K.O. Taker, then put him in the vice, thus taker doesn't tap, and Punk won via Using cheapshots and weapons and taker becomes incapacitated.

Orton ~ Cena - For storyline, I pretty much see Cena winning because they (WWE) needs to start on the Legacy crumble storyline.

Regal ~ Christian - Wait...ECW still exists? Seriously, This is how I see it, if Regal wins, expect Kozlov and Jackson to start going after the tag titles. ECW actually has a tag team, lets see how WWE runs with it.

DX Vs Legacy - DX, mainly because this can help start the Legacy crumble storyline.

Jericho / Show Vs Henry / MVP - Henry and MVP cause we need to see cryme tyme and them go at it for some...well..nvm.

I can actually see Henry and MVP taking the titles here because I expect Cryme Tyme to assist in the steal.

Kofi Vs The Miz - (Did I miss something? Why is everyone still calling him Koji?) Umm...hmm...I think Kofi has some submission moves, I don't think Mizzy does.

Kane Vs Khali - Gee...submission style match...hmm, which of the giants has a real submission...well...which of them has a submission that looks legit and real.

How ya doing, buddy?

Its good to see WWE using things that they've done in the past.

I'm saddened to see that they are using the WRONG things.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Actually Para, you should have seen Jericho the last time they were in Canada wish SGT. Rickroll (Sgt, Slaughter) He was on camera, thinking he was off camera, insulting canada to keep the heat up lol.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If WWE was smart, they'd bring DX back, minus XPAC because he apparently loves AAA.

BG, Kip, HHH and Shawn, they don't have anything left to prove. They just need to have some fun.

Also, Smackdown spoilers are full of lols

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

They brought them back in August against Legacy and the two have faced off in Summerslam with DX winning and at Breaking Point with Legacy winning. Now they'll face off once more at Hell in a Cell.

And unfortunately there won't be any huge spots like going through the cage. Why? This is WWE2009

I was speaking idiomatically.

Morrison got the title after Mysterio was hit with a suspension last month in a whole fiasco of shit storms and they couldn't randomly put it on Ziggler because WWE writers are terrible

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

So WWE Starts of HIAC with Taker vs Punk, 20 minute match.

Spoiler:

Taker wins

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, but an achillies injury is 10 times as worse than the crap Batista had to deal with.

HIAC winners so far:

Taker wins World Title from CM Punk
Morrison retains IC title over Mr. Ziggles
Mickie James retains Divas title over Alicia Fox
Jerishow retains Tag Titles over Batisterio
I Walk Slow to Ring cause I'm mr. Heel (Orton) defeats YOU CAN'T SEE ME CAUSE I'M STANDING RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU (Cena) to win the WWE title

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

SimDaddy you have it wrong.

Team #4 spot is a match between Cena, Rhodes and DiBiase.

Rhodes wins -- He has spot 4
DiBiase wins -- He has spot 4
Cena wins -- DiBiase nor Rhodes get the 4th spot.

And rumors are that DiBiase is going to be going face soon, so this makes sense.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I don't think the SD vs RAW clusterfuck is an elimination match

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Actually Vince will kill TNA after what happened backstage.

Oh, and btw, I'm referring to Vince Russo

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ever since Double J left, TNA has gone down the shitter.

That little speech, showed that Carter doesn't give a shit about TNA and the talent, if she did, well...she wouldn't have given that speech.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I have to disagree. I'm more than willing to believe DiBiase finally turns on Legacy (as thats been the plan in WWE to make DiBiase face for some time now)

Then for Cena's title, I think that Rhodes will be all "since orton can't do anything, I WILL"

How ya doing, buddy?