[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Yeah, but the thing is JBL is a "Veteran" who no one actually likes. Part of me almost believes thats why HHH went to SD!, at least part of it. I honestly think that HHH wants the business to get better and improve so, most likely, he has no problem with helping the younger guys out. JBL is an ass. The only backstage politics I've heard about HHH is the Kliq and thats pretty much it. Everyone knows secretly HHH kinda runs the show, but he doesn't run it into the ground.

HHH is like Cena and Edge, you give him the ball, he'll run with it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Again..its the WWE...they've misused Kane for years.

Give him the fucking WWE title because he would do tremendous with it I think.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Miz and Morrison with the titles is a good thing. But didn't their match against DX supposed to be, we lose we split, you lose you split?

Diva's Match: Wait...divas in WWE still wrestle? I thought it was slap, slap, pull hair, pin that doesn't make sense, kick to face, kick to stomach, finishin move, end.

Anyways, I don't care lol.

Batista Vs Randy Orton: I'm thinking DiBiase Jr. will return costing Orton the match. I see DiBiase a successful singles wrestler and keeping Manu and Rhodes together...until Umaga returns, then throw Manu with Umaga. That would be a sick tag team right there.
Winner: Batista

Finley Vs Henry: Finlay DQ with the Facecrusher
Winner: Henry by DQ

Matt Hardy Vs Kozlov: Hardy will win after countering the battering ram
Winner: Hardy

Punk Vs Mysterio: Mysterio will win. Punk is cool and all but him and Kofi have a revenge match against M..and...M...haha!
Winner: Mysterio

Jericho Vs Cena, World Title: Cena will win here. It makes absolutely no sense to put the title back on Jericho because if they do..then whos the transitional champion?

Punk, Jericho, Batista, Jericho, Cena Jericho...Seems like it would be Jericho to me.
Winner: Cena

WWE title: Edge Vs Triple H Vs Jeff Hardy: Honestly..with Christian coming back I forsee more of an Edge and Christian reunion and the way they've been pushing Hardy, it wouldn't make any sense to not put the title on him. And it makes sense. I mean they're pushing Kozlov so it would have been stupid to have Hardy pin Kozlov, and I don't see Hardy pinning HHH. But Hardy pinning Edge I can easily see.

Winner: Hardy

ARRRMMMAAAGGGEGEEEDDDDOOOONNNNN!!!! Spoilers

Spoiler:

Diva's Match:-throws up a bit- Mickie James' team...-vomits-

Batista Vs Randy Orton: Batista

Finlay Vs Henry: I feel like a 'tard for saying they're be a DQ when it was basically a street fight...but Finlay won.

Matt Hardy Vs Kozlov: Kozlov

Punk Vs Mysterio: CM Punk won? This is going to be interesting when he faces Regal.

Jericho Vs Cena: Cena

WWE title:Hardy is FINALLY a triple crown Champion.

Also...there was something about HBK and JBL making some kind of deal or something?

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I just noticed this last night on RAW when they showed an image from Armageddon...

But has anyone else noticed that the WWE championship still says Mon-Nite RAW on it?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Kostaki

Taking bets now on how fast a wellness violation causes him to drop the title to HHH.

I think two weeks sounds about right.

I don't think Hardy is going to make that Mistake again.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

But With RVD, that was his first strike.

Hardy does it and hes fired.

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Originally Posted by mortis

Plus, the situations ARE different. RVD didn't have that feeling of "making a mistake and that's it for you". Jeff knows that if he screws up, he loses his title, and his job.

Oh, and Jeff won't job the title to Triple H if that were to happen. Edge would get it back.

That and HHH wouldn't have lost to Jeff to get into the triple threat match in the first place.

We ALL know HHH has a bit of say in who gets the title and Hardy has such a huge following of fans from those who saw their debut back in what...'98? and those who have followed him to his return. Hardy truly is the human highlight reel and the triple threat match between Edge-HHH-Hardy was incredible.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Kostaki

WWE as a product is stale right now because they keep pushing older and more recognized talent who are liabilities as opposed to the Colt Cabanas (Scott Goldman) out there that can be viable stars. This as opposed to putting together a tag team division with what they have and making wrestling actually exciting again.

I would more say that the WWE is stale because their writers have their thumbs jammed up their asses.

I mean this is what..the 5th or 6th time we've had the Kane in Love storyline?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Kostaki

All they need to do with "storylines" is remove the retarded gimmicks and go on to more potent shit. Chris Benoit and Kevin Sullivan's feud over Woman in WCW is how you do a love angle, that Kane shit can burn. Things like Katie Vick and incest and all that shit has no business in a wrestling ring anymore.

Isn't that how WCW lost Benoit in the first place?

I think I've done this before

Get a STRONG second/third gen stable going with Rhodes, DiBiase and Orton. Counteract that with Cryme Tyme and Cena.

Revive the Tag Team Division. Get rid of the world tag team titles and only keep the WWE tag titles and have those defended across RAW and SD! (You can forget about ECW cause all that really is is a nationally televised version of FCW)

Hey, WWE, did you see how great of a team Evan Bourne and Mysterio made? You should check back up on that when Bourne is healthy. Rehire Paul London, get rid of Kendricks Douchebag gimmick and put them back together.

If the WWE wants to appeal to kids, give Burchill back the pirate gimmick. That has so much more merit than jobbing to Jamie Noble.

Fix the womens divison big time WWE. We know you have Gail Kim waiting in the wings, and right now, with Phoenix, Melina and Mickie James on RAW and Nataylia on SD! its hurting the division. Especially because rumors have been going around that Victoria is going to be retiring...and honestly, ever since she lost that Schizo gimmick..she hasn't been the same.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Kostaki

WCW lost Benoit because it turned to shit once management lost control. Benoit/Sullivan happened way before all that.

WWE appealing to kids is like McDonalds trying to appeal to anorexics. Professional wrestling is not High School Musical. If that's the case, they should bring in Hannah Montana to wrestle any other teenybopper regularly shown on the Disney channel. They need to change the way they do things. Imagine one show with all the older stars, and one show with all the newer talent? Not some "new ECW" shit either, but running a show akin to how WCW Saturday Night was set up where it gives people time to showcase their talent. You keep two camps happy doing that, leave the family friendly shit to the established stars, and give the new guys some edge and room to show themselves off.

I could give two shits about individual wrestlers, but it needs to be fun again.

I agree who heartedly on that. I mean Its getting to the point of after seeing two episodes, could pretty much predict what would happen for the next couple weeks on raw and SD. I only watch it because on Monday at 6:00 there isn't anything on and the HD USA channel brodcasts Eastern time.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Vampiro

At least WWE isn't the mess that TNA is. For a brand that had so much fucking potential and started off really well... I don't know what the hell happened. Unwatchable. It makes the WWE writers look like geniuses.

Thats true..especially with the "feast or fired" thing a.k.a. money in the bank for all the titles.

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Wasn't the AMW split AMW's decision?

I truly think the best matches of TNA were the Six Sides of Steel between Styles/Daniels and LAX as well as the three way between Styles/Daniels/Joe.

TNA has some of the best talent out there...but horrible writers.


I still live on the principal that we could do a lot better booking for WWE and TNA...because we're the fans and we know what people like to see.

I was speaking idiomatically.

tl; just skimmed.

Sadly the only way that would ever happen is if vince didn't have an ego the size of the sun.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I honestly wish that at Wrestlemania they could put EVERYTHING on the line between SD and RAW...like the tag titles, US championship, IC title and the top titles. I don't really know why I just think it would be cool.

The biggest thing WWE needs to start doing is losing titles on the TV shows. I mean where Batista got the title for a week and losing it on RAW, I didn't see that coming at all. WWE needs that spontaneity to it.

FELIPE NO

Fuck, all WWE would have to do is make everything in ECW Hardcore rules.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Kostaki

ECW is a failed experiment at this point and needs to be thrown out entirely. It will never live up to the legacy that the original had because it's being run by people that have no idea how to put together a show like that. The old ECW was rebellious, didn't rely on heavy special effects and retarded dramatic storylines, had better announcers, and was an overall quality promotion. It would have gone mainstream if Heyman didn't run it into the ground.

RAW and Smackdown are enough, but they need to distinguish each show as something unique rather than "the A show" and "the B show" as it stands.

Wrestling as a whole also needs more Tony Schiavone.

I don't think it was Heyman running it into the ground as much as trying to battle against WWF and WCW. I mean, you had McMahon who kinda paid heyman for him losing talent but you had WCW stealing talent with Bill Alfonso or whatever helping WCW to steal the ECW talent.

I think ECW could be brought up, but the problem is, is that if I were running things, ECW would just be extremely hardcore and aside from the ECW title, I'd throw the hardcore title across all three brands WITH the 24/7 rule.

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Originally Posted by mortis

There is one thing it does have, which goes back to the "Internet Part"...more controversial storylines that can't be shown on normal television. It would be the wilder of the three, with a ton of brutality especially during the "Internet Hour".

Personally, they need to have Tommy Dreamer just snap. Kinda like during a match with Jack Swagger right as Dreamer nails the DDT, he just goes berserk with trash cans, singapore canes, and steel chairs. I mean just attacking the crap out of him, then he keeps this whole thing going along. Then again, I started watching wrestling since the beginning of RAW (I feel old) But I really got into the Hardcore matches. The one thing I will always remember is the Hardcore battle royal where the title just changed hands every 5 minutes.

Or the hurricane to mighty molly to christian? That was crazy too.

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Spoiler:

I actually think HBK will turn against JBL because HBK is like Sting..you can't turn him heel no matter how hard you try.

Possible RAW spoiler

Spoiler:

Cena/??? vs. Marella/Phoenix. WWE in Toronto. Cena needs a Diva. I'm sure they're playing that its Kelly Kelly but how awesome would that be if Trish came out?

Spoiler:

Batista's out..could Trips or Edge be coming to RAW for a match? Maybe even the deadman?

Also, would someone please explain to me how Kane got into the world heavyweight championship match considering he never held it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Spoiler:

This is another one of those things that isn't making sense. First. Why turn HBK heel? Theres no need to. Second off, why take out batista? Sure its to give Orton MORE heat. But again, theres no point for it

Also...Reason why HBK is being booed.

Spoiler:

THEY'RE IN CANADA!

More crap

Spoiler:

I wonder if they might put Gail Kim on the RAW brand. By no means is she a "diva" but she is a hard hitting woman

Edit: Called it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Spoiler:

Jericho delivers the Codebreaker to HBK. JBL with a Clothesline to Orton. HBK comes back to "help" JBL and tries to superkick Jericho but hits JBL. Game over

How ya doing, buddy?

I just wanna predict that Manu is going to lose tonight, DiBiase Jr. will return and take Manu's place as WWE possibly puts Manu with Umaga.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wow..that was just...wow...

Spoiler:

5 fucking minutes for Michaels to lose.

And the WWE wonders why they are losing fans.

Also @ WWE.

Your little...punt dental hamstring thing would have been more convincing if you had said the following.

Dave Batista will be out after tearing his hamstring from Manu being thrown into Batista.

Not this...Batista suffered a concussion and is having migraines...and for some reason had dental surgery and a bone graft. Oh, by the way, he suffered a hamstring tear at Summerslam and thats the REAL reason hes going to be gone.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by mortis

Spoiler:

So Manu is out. But, Orton lost too. Does that mean the only person left in Orton's group is Rhodes?

Spoiler:

Don't forget Snuka.

But I'm pretty sure DiBiase is going to be coming back because Rhodes and DiBiase had an awesome Tag Team going and the thought of Manu with Umaga to make a wild samoans kind of thing again would be pretty cool because I can see Manu being more hardcore savage like

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Cause WWE Writers are retards. They need to make Edge face. Its easy to do as most people have forgotten about the lita-edge-hardy thing.

The WWE needs to think what they did in the late 90's that made them work so well.

How ya doing, buddy?

The problem with bringing Christian back and throwing him in a high profiling (close to ME) match is that would feel too TNA.

I mean look at most people who come from WWE into TNA. Their first or second matchis like...a high profile main event match.

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