[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Well, this would be HBK's second retirement and honestly, I feel as that the DX revival was his last hurrah and after that its just been hard for him. I mean with DX he was able to have fun, entertain the fans and everything without putting any real stress on his body. Hell, look at the Survivor series match from two years ago with HBK, HHH, The Hardys and CM Punk against Edge, Orton, Knox uhh...and a few other people. That match was just pure entertainment cause you knew who was going to win.

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SUMMERSLAM SPOILERS:

Wooo...sorta one for one, but I'm deeming myself on a one for one for being able to call the Hardys to beat Henry/Atlas

4 for 4 now with Batista, Punk and Trips winning. Granted 2 of em were total gimmies.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

TNA is gaining my respect again.

Matt Morgan and Abyss in a tag team? SWEETTT...

And I guess Gail Kim will be back in the WWE.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Damn...looks like Cenas out with an Injury so his replacement...

for the Championship Scramble is...:

REY MYSTERIO!!!!

So this could bring Mysterio with the title since Kane and Batista will have a feud and JBL and CM Punk will have one too. It'll probably be Mysterio pinning Batista since they have a friends but its still competition thing going on between them

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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I don't see JBL winning any more titles though, I honestly think he came back to help the younger guys because he has that whole fox news thing that keeps him busy.

Plus you gotta remember that WWE is fucking up and appealing to kids and all the kids love Mysterio. But if Punk retains that'll be good because he's been holding the ball pretty good with the strong push that he's getting.

Also, I know a lot of us didn't like Cena's CHARACTER, but I guess hes going in for surgery on his neck. Lets hope its nothing super serious.

How ya doing, buddy?

There have been rumors that it might be a neck fusion thing so he could be out till next year, but I'm sure, because hes a huge WWE power player, he will still be on TV doing segments/backstage stuff.

And Yeah, it sucks what happened to Orton with the whole almost being ran off the road thing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

I don't keep up with Smackdown, but I think it was mentioned a lot here that Matt Hardy did something similar to keep his feud with MVP going.

Usually it only happens to the people who have real star power.

I think what you might be thinking about Sonic is the whole "odd couple tag champ thing with MVP and Matt when they did that whole basketball football thing.

I remember Kennedy came out a few times to keep the heat on him. Of course, with Cena you know that even if he goes away for a few months then comes back the crowd will go wild.


I think it'll be good for Cena to take some time off though, maybe they can revamp his character a bit.

And how about Carlitos lil bro on Raw? Pretty awesome. Guess Carlito requested a bit of time off since his dad is retiring over in uhh...wherever lol.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

This has nothing to do with programming or anything...

But today, the great Killer Kowalski has passed away.

RIP Kowalski...you've trained many a great wrestlers!

How ya doing, buddy?

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I agree Sonic. Honestly, I like Orton more than CM Punk. Seeing Punk with the title was cool and all but its now getting a bit stale...granted I'm a bit bias because I like Orton a hell of a lot more.

I was also reading smackdown spoilers and theres a part where taker tells Vickie shes going to see her husband in hell" And I was like..wow...WWE has sunk to another low...until I remembered that she is "married" to Edge. And I have to say, I like psychopathic Edge a lot more than uhh..whatever the hell he's been doing

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Victoria, Lita, Ivory, Jacqueline, Sable, Jazz, Trinity, Melina

and heres one...

CHYNA

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well, I guess the other thing is, if I remember right, you did stop watching for a certain amount of time right?

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Lesnar is so fucked...

Lesnar vs. Couture...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, most of the names I mentioned are from the Attitude Era so really it ended about 2002ish?

So yeah, I can see what you're saying about the WWE not caring unless you have a last name, but the WWE has also been going down the shitta too.

OH YEAH!!! Prediction time!

Originally Posted by ME!

WWE Title Championship Scramble.
Entry Order
Jeff Hardy and MVP start, followed by Benjamin, followed by HHH(c), followed by Kendrick. Expect to see Kendrick miraculously get a pin around the 30 seconds, with celebration and then a Pedigree by Trips to retain.
Expect to see there to be a feud between Hardy, MVP and Benjamin the following week, perhaps with Benjamin blaming MVP or Hardy for costing him another championship. Trips will most likely feud with Ezikel a bit

World Heavyweight Title Scramble
Entry Order
Batista and Punk(c), followed by Mysterio, followed by JBL, followed by Kane, who, upon entry, will be attacked by Mysterio over the ropes and thrown to the ground hard. Punk will most likely retain after JBL hits a Clothesline from Hell on Batista. A GTS by Punk on JBL will have Punk retain.
Expect Punk to retain till Orton returns because, lets face it, everyone else is too damn occupied. JBL and Kane will most likely battle Batista and Mysterio for a while as well

ECW Scramble
Entry Order
Matt Hardy and Miz, followed by Finlay, Chavito then Mark Henry. Expect Hornswoggle to come into the match, perhaps being used as a battering ram by Finlay and Hardy on Mark Henry. Winner...most likely Henry because there aren't really many contenders. If its not hardy, then it'll go to Hardy because I think Chavito will be on SD! more because of ECW and RAW doing their tapings the same day.
Expect...nothing cause ECW hasn't really shown any good promise since they've sidelined Dreamer

Womens Title
Maryse vs McCool (c) McCool retains landing her finishing move. The Divas title is a bit ZZZZ....and it'll most likely go to Gail Kim if she does indeed join up with WWE and goes to SD!

Unsanctioned Match
Jericho vs Michaels. Michaels is reaching the end of his career. I expect Jericho to win this one but they both get so brutalized that they go off TV for a few weeks. Michaels comes back at No Mercy and beats the shit out of Jericho and then there will be a match at Survivor Series between the two with Michaels losing that one after Jericho just destroys Michaels. Lance Cade wisens up, defends Michaels and then Jericho and Cade have their own thing.

Tag Team Titles
Rhodes and DiBiase vs Cryme Tyme. Cryme Tyme. its about time they actually deserve something and the whole crowd is always behind them. Cryme Tyme will "steal" the victory lol

You know...reading that I have to say, what the fuck is with this WWE PPV bullshit? I mean thats maybe an hour and a half worth of matches..maybe 2...What the fuck...what about the Tag titles on SD or the IC/Womens title?

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Wow, WWE with a "surprise"

Unforgiven results:

Rhodes/DiBiase Retain. Don't expect this feud to end any time soon.

Hardy wins the ECW TITLE!!!

Don't know if this is accurate but on Wikipedia its saying Michaels Defeated Jericho by submission.

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WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

WWE has finally managed to pull something that I didn't see out of left field and I'm pretty sure no one else saw it either.

who gives a shit about the rest of the matches:

Trips retains, Big Show attacks Taker (huh?) McCool Retains.

BUT the biggest move WWE has made thus far granting my approval is....

World Championship Scramble:

Punk is attacked by Rhodes and DiBiase...

YOUR NEW...WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!!

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CHRIS JERICHO!!!

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Well shit..whats going to happen between Jericho and HBK? HBK gonna stay sidelined for a while with the new injury from last week?

WTF?:

I guess WWE creative wanted Punk to be "injured" and taken out of the title match so that just tells you how much faith WWE has in Punk. But We'll probably be seeing, at Survivor Series-- Punk, Cryme Tyme and hmm..Kofi and (wildcard) against Orton, DiBiase, Rhodes, Santino and (wildcard) in a traditional match.

Honestly, thats the only thing I can see WWE creative doing that makes reasonable sense for long term...oh wait...WWE creative plans their storys out three days ahead.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

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That move makes absolutely NO SENSE whatsoever! Jericho beaten until he couldn't defend himself and then he manages to go and do THAT?! However, this could lead to HBK getting a title run one more time...and I'm all for that.

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I'm not for it...because that will definitely signify Michael's Last Hurrah. Of course if it led to him getting the title then having him battle trips in a winner take all kind of thing for Michael's last hurrah, then hells yes!

But I hate to say it but I think its time for Michaels to step out of the ring on a full time basis. His body just can't handle it anymore.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

MAMMA JUANA EXTREME.COM!

But honestly...Hass is getting pretty funny after being off TV for so long.

And now I'm wondering if they're trying to make Orton a Tweener. He's gonna have fans no matter what.

But the Mysterio/Bourne vs Miz/Morrison match.

That match was just Holy Shit! Should have been the Main Event because that was a good good good match. I honestly think the Miz and Morrison are on ECW, along with Bourne, Hardy and Finlay is to give it some real value. (And I don't consider Chavo to be on ECW because he's on SD more.

FELIPE NO

I'm loving Charlie's new thing he's got going on.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

And the challenger for the World Heavyweight Title is...

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YES! YES! FUCK YES! HBK gets a much deserved title shot! Fuckin A!

And the match is...

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LADDER MATCH!! YES!!!! Match of the year, confirmed! It almost makes me want to order the PPV.

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This match will be huge. Honestly. I think this should be a WM Main event because Jericho and HBK can put on a VERY good show

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by dagget

I'll agree with this. Moreso because I loved the Jamie Noble/Tajiri/Nidia storylines back in 2001-2002.

Nobles one hell of a wrestler though. Hes just not given enough credit. I mean if you give him the same stuff that Mysterio does then he could be pretty damn successful.


OH SHIT!!!

Read on Gregory Helm's myspace that he'll be returning soon.

OH MORE SHIT!!!

Gregory Helms isn't on Smackdown anymore...

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HURRICANE HELMS IS ON SMACKDOWN!!!!!!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

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Whoa, where did you get that info from about the Hurricane? According to WWE.com, it's still Gregory Helms. I figure since Ike just happened, they wouldn't return him back to that yet.

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He said it after the match between R-Truth and Benjamin

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go to about 1:56 in the vid.

But you also gotta remember that the WWE is trying to play back to the kids.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Enter User Name

I haven't been following wrestling for quite a while, but I just heard that Mick Foley is going to TNA and I have to know what the hell that is all about about? He seemed like a guy would who would remain WWE guy forever. Did they piss him off or something?

Here..this might put it in more of a perspective.

Freddie Prinze Jr or however you spell his name is part of the creative team on Smackdown.

Foley was on Smackdown.

Nuff said.

Actually...:

Foley's contract was up and he decided not to renew. In reality, as Mick said, its good for business. And in reality it his. WWE is going to have to put together more shows and not this pre-adolescent lets have Cena run around kind of Bullshit. I mean the opening to RAW was probably one of the best I've seen in some time, part of the reason is that I like Shane O Mac and definitely wish he was big on RAW.

Smackdown is slowly getting better and right now, I put that show over RAW because you have A) Two EXTREMELY good commentators. And its less bullshit whining and you have a very balanced mix of high-flyers (Jeff Hardy, Kendrick, Chavito are a few I can name) Good high-fly, ground and pound mixes (R-Truth, Shelton Benjamin) Good stay on the ground and fight (Kozlov, MVP) and then the big men, Taker and Show.

RAW Question:

Is it me...or are they trying to turn Orton Face...I mean when he came out during the opening, he got a HUGE pop from the crowd.

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Originally Posted by dagget

Basically, Vince has fucked him over and over in the recent years. The last straw for him was that he was supposed to be involved in the Taker/Edge Hell in the Cell because of it being the anniversary of his and Taker's HitC match, then LOLVINCE decided to have him wrote out of it after the beating Edge gave to him on Smackdown. Nail. Coffin. DONE. Foley's in TNA now on a limited contract but may end up staying if he likes it.

Also I want to see: Stone Cold Charlie Haas and/or THE HAAS

Which I have to say that I'm lovin Santino more and more. With his "Baptista" and that Honky Tonk meter is comedy gold, which makes me wonder if Honky Tonk Man is going to show up at some point.

Really? I remember reading reports that Foley didn't like where he was going and being used on Smackdown and didn't feel the commentator thing worked for him.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by dagget

The whole Hell in the Cell thing basically was just what drove it to being done. He didn't like the commentary aspect because Vince would keep yelling in the headset at him as if he were doing a poor job or something. I dunno though, I just know he'd be better off in TNA... if TNA would get off their ass and stop being Total Nonstop Gimmick wrestling.

Totally. Read Kurt Angles Interview lol.

He was saying that TNA is the future if they just stick to simple wrestling. Forget the hoarding of gimmicks.

And then he was also saying that he was getting angry with TNA trying to protect him by having run ins. He said that in the Joe-Angle-Christian match, he wanted Joe to kick his ass and not have a run in and that the Jarrett run in was a bit annoying to him.

TNA back in 2005 was awesome. You had very few Gimmicks, just the ones that the stables used. But you had Kaz, Chris Daniels, AJ Styles and Jarrett. No real over the top gimmicks but just sick-awesome entertainment.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ah, the days of some funny funny WWE Writing

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Originally Posted by SimDaddyGT

Wow. My eyes are deceiving me, right?

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D GENERATION X

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Unfortunately, when Michaels said "I need to find someone who likes me" It was too predictable. I expected more of a thing where Michaels' music plays but he doesn't come out, and then they do it again and the same thing happens, then DX

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HHH out of ring = Sledgie

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