[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

I dunno, I kinda liked the thought of there being a Trips-Edge I'm the better champion feud.

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I just had a very interesting thought...with the US Championship popping over to Smackdown, I wonder if theres a chance that the Cruiserweight title will be coming back to Smackdown.

Not to mention that Helms could be coming back soon as well since he's been out quite some time

FELIPE NO

Good lord...I haven't heard a pop for Edge that loud in a long long time

last time I heard that was...at One Night Stand 2006 when he speared Cena through the table.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Apparently Moose from TNA (Mickie Knuckles) Broke her leg.

Well that sure does suck because the bimbo brawls on TNA were getting to be quite interesting.

How ya doing, buddy?

I like MVP as more of a Tweener because he has the whole "stop fucking around with me" type thing between him and Vickie but he still beats the shit out of faces.

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I thought the beginning of RAW was pretty damn funny.

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good to see Kane at least getting put back into the Main Event spotlight

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Snitsky speaks?!

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wow...Hass on RAW again. interesting

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Okay...so Chris Harris is on ECW now...wtf was he eatin because he just gained a crap load of weight and is looking EXTREMELY slow now.

Plus that flying cross body to finish the match...the fuck?! Seriously. Harris is capable of so much more, not to mention the cross body was really crappy

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I think the idea of TNA getting rid of AMW was the dumbest thing ever because AMW whether heel or face, they still put on amazing matches.

Then again. WWE under-utilizes like...their ENTIRE roster.

not to mention after the AMW breakup, Harris was Main-Eventing and was even in the TNA Title king of the mountain match...and after that just nothing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Paul Bearer

Great American Bash like..2003 or 2004, something like that

The Undertaker vs. The Dudleys w/ Paul Heyman.

Stipulation, Taker must lose or Bearer gets covered in Cement in a glass coffin. Taker beats the Dudleys, strikes lighting on the Cement truck thus stopping it, then fills it himself "after"* the GAB

*the final stunt was done way before hand for obvious reasons.


At least, that was the last time I remember bearer on TV.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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It had to have been in 2004 because that's when Wrestlemania 20 was, right? That's when he returned with the Undertaker and I seem to remember him shouting at Kane, "You're no SON of mine!"

Every time I see Paul Bearer come back, to me he looks like he gets bigger. I wonder if this time it'll be any different.

Hes actually looking really healthy. Part of the deal, which was VERY nice on behalf of the WWE is that if he came back, they would help pay for his Gastric Bypass surgery.

WWE: Superstars > Where Are They Now? > Catching up with Paul Bearer

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I actually loved tonights RAW. I don't know why but I was actually entertained somehow.

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And we ALL know whos going to be back soon and take control of RAW.

Good 'ol Willy Regal.

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I seriously think Helms will come back soon bringing the title back with him cause lets face it, once he was out with that neck injury, the title kinda stopped being entertaining for me.

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Okay, with Hardy losing the US title you know they're going to put Matt and Jeff back together. Right now, WWE would be stupid to keep them apart considering how much of a reaction they get.

Not to mention the whole "Brand Split" with SD! and ECW being able to talent swap, it'll be nice to see the Hardys vs. Hawkins and Ryder (who beat the Miz and Morrison, which was a shock))

More crap

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Ya know...usually after PPV's I can see where things are going but damn...this is just making it hard

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well...of all the holy shit news I've heard so far...

I hear Kaz asked for his TNA release.

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D'lo brown is back. Totally awesome.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ya'll know good 'ol willy regal will be back.

I'd be in heaven if Heyman got a job again, but that'll never happen.

But I think its kinda funny how they're trying to get Batista heel and WWE is really not doing that great of a job.

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And the last vein of ECW (the original ECW title) has just bled out.

Although the new title looks kinda awesome

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Apparently ANYONE can now be part of WWE creative...I guess WWE hired Freddie Prinze Jr...or however you spell is name.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah...but we'd all be fired because we'd

A) Turn Cena heel and have him rap
B) Take the strap off HHH

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'd put it on Hardy over HHH to be honest. Not sure why, I just would.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

New RAW GM!!!

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AND WWE creative CONTINUES their shitty writing/huge mistakes with

Mike Adamle as the new Raw GM

What...
The...
Fuck...

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Actually JR was there because him and King were doing the commentary for SNME (and FYI, spoilers are online and it ain't worth watching)

but theres an upside! Maybe

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Styles will be back on ECW now

But seriously, if I were part of the WWE I'd have saved Taker to return at Survivor Series or something and put Cena, JBL, Batista, Jericho, Kane and CM Punk in an Elimination Chamber to headline SS.

Michaels makes some kind of return and throws powder or something in Jerichos eyes eliminating him.
Kane Eliminates Cena where JBL Runs straight through Kane with a Clothesline from Hell eliminating Kane.
Have Batista deliver a spear to CM Punk and when JBL attempts a clothesline on Batista, he delivers a monstrous spinebuster then Batista bomb taking JBL Out of the equation
CM Punk delivers a GTS to Batista taking him out.

That would be so much more entertaining than a Taker - Edge match which we know Edge will lose because cmon...Edge is supposed to lose the match with whats going on right now.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Why doesn't the WWE just shit on itself some more and bring Katie Vick back into it who was actually a man with the name of Vick Katie or some retarded crap like that. I mean seriously...the WWE has turned into a pitiful kids show as is.

This is basically how you can sum up WWE right now in a full...30 seconds or so.

JBL : Blah blah blah I deserve a title shot cause I'm a big whinny baby
Cena : Shut up JBL, we all know YOU CAN'T SEE ME when I swipe in for that title shot
Batista : -Jumps around all over the ring- I want a shot because all you babies keep interrupting my title shots
Kane : -spins in circles- Is he alive or dead? is he alive or dead?
Jericho : I ended Michael's career because I have nothing better to do!! -dances-
More whining and crying, have the main event with some "dusty finish" or Cena winning.
Fill with a bunch of matches no one cares about...

End show.

God I hope Orton gets better soon and RKO's everyone...I never thought I'd say that, but lets face it...all the better things are on Smackdown.

And what the hell happened to Mysterio?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I hope to see something involving Regal, Burchill and Katie Lea because Regal is awesome on the mic, Burch has some good ring work and Katie Lea is just hot.

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And I really wanted Shane O Mac as GM. I don't know why but hes about the only one I like seeing on screen.

And Adamle is going to get A LOT of heat...especially from everyone. I really wanted to see Cena or Batista just knock him out cold or something.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah...thats the thing about WWE...

If you can't wave your hand in your face, cry about how you need title shots and do extremely slow boots or come out and jump around on the stage, then you shouldn't be in WWE.

I dunno, there has been something about recent WWE programming that has become quite the bore. CM Punk was great.

I feel more sorry for ECW's title though, now its seriously like a gigantic silver medal in that its "oh you have a title, but its not GOLD"

and if WWE is dumb and they release Mysterio, I pray he doesn't go to TNA because TNA's talent, and I mean the T-N-A talent and not the WWETNA talent, is incredible.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, for me the Regal/Punk match was the Main Event for me.

I think Jericho is being truthful though and that the fans do need to grow up...grow up to the extent of not putting up with this shit bag that the WWE calls entertainment cause really..week by week I find myself watching less and less RAW.

I've been reading reports that Adamle totally fucked up on RAW too.

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During Shane's announcement, Adamle jumped up out of his seat WAY too early and was told to go sit back down...so all the fans at the arena knew who the new GM was.

I swear the ONLY positive thing that I can see out of this is Styles returning to the booth with Tazz.

And the WWE continues to get shitfed. Apparently, Elijah Burke got sideswiped by a car going 80 in a 40. That most definitely sucks because I think his comeback was supposed to be happening soon. And part of me really believes it would have been tonight because he would have been Ricky/Atlas Ortiz's opponent tonight...at least I think thats what might've happened.

How ya doing, buddy?

That was actually me that was making the argument because I don't remember who but someone posted a whole bunch of spoilers from like...a PPV AND RAW and kept doing it after being asked to use spoiler tags. That was my huge beef with it, not the fact that things were being spoiled but the fact that people were being dicks about it.

Just wanted to throw this in too.

Ya'll KNOW that at SS, Beth Phoenix will pin Mickie, and will get both the IC championship and Womens championship and leave Santino out in the dust.

I was speaking idiomatically.

ECW was Grisham and Matt Stryker.

And Kanes more of a tweener...depends on the person. Personally, I like evil Kane more because its nice to see him beat the holy hell out of everyone and anything that moves.

Was just reading some things online

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Looks like Foley asked to be removed from Color Commentating which means either just this week so he can sell injuries, or we might see some sort of return for Foley...again...

and that means Tazz was moved to SD! for this week.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hey Mortis, sorry to break your heart but mr Delaney got released...along with Cherry (that was a surprise) Stevie Richards (now only 2 left, Super Crazy and Dreamer) and the Highlanders (not a surprise).

But the way I see it...

Cena vs Batista will end with Batista winning it because Cena will probably be going into movie hype mode soon.

JBL will lose because he tends to get stale on the mic.

Kofi/Mickie against Phoenix/Santino, see one of my previous posts with Beth winning and taking both titles.

Henry vs Hardy will end with Henry winning it, practically beating down Hardy then Jeff will make the save.

Edge Vs Taker, who...cares... This match will be either extremely well put together with Edge going insane during the entire match, expect concharitos and chokeslams galore. I'm also seeing Edge spearing taker into the cage to where it breaks, or edge spearing taker off the ring into the door then the two go to the top with a huge chokeslam to end it on top of the cage.

Trips against Khali Lawli, how did this happen?

Hardy beats MVP. This will possibly set up an ECW match of Henry and MVP against the Hardys, because lets face it, the Hardys put asses in the seats and money in the pockets of Vinnie Mac.

HBK, it'll be something with Jericho coming out and calling him a baby or something, setting up a SS match...hopefully something INVOLVING A LADDER AND A TITLE...like...THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP.

I mean the WWE could make it interesting by putting the IC championship on Cade and overpowering like...Phoenix to take it from her. HBK calls Jericho out at Survivor Series in a match and HBK basically punks Jericho out making Jericho irate where HBK says put the IC title on the line. Jericho does, making cade go WTF, in which he doesn't stand in his corner during the match but it'll be like a survive or retire kind of match with HBK losing.

How ya doing, buddy?