[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by dagget

When the hell is Bobby Lashley coming back anyway.

NOT

He is/was dating Krystal Marshall and when she left because of that retarded storyline WWE wanted to do, Lashley pretty much told them to go fuck themselves

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

And then by some bizzare twist, Cena will come out champion by summerslam

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The only way Cena would make a comeback as a heel is to do the trash talking rapping that he did.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'd say look up Austin Aries and CM Punk in ROH. They did some very impressive stuff there

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I agree with you...WWETNA is kinda sucking up...oops. I mean TNA is kinda getting boring with WWE main-event hasbens (because i don't think Christian was given a true shot in the WWE) getting stuck and taking up all the light

FELIPE NO

I'm sorry but I must say that this 3 hour raw has been full of impressive..amazing matches. Its worth watching tonight you guys.

Prayers answered

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Floyd mayweather just got thrown out of the ring by big show

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Better Dream match

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Cena vs Orton in a Last Man Standing match where HHH will be the special guest referee!

That would be a megalawl moment

I just thought to...It would have been an amazing WM if it was Flair vs Taker...Career vs. Streak

How ya doing, buddy?

The thing I hate the most about WWE's wellness policy...is that they'll do it over any little thing...which totally sucks.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ditto here

but what do you want to bet that he got "busted" for pot or something like that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I don't think Hardy will fall back down to the bottom. I think it blows that he fell out of WM...but hey...look at Kennedy...he had a great wrestlemania, a perfect storyline set up to wreck it (which I think was BS cause we all know the steroids were for when is shoulder got busted up) but a year later...they're doing the same damn storyline

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With Kennedy probably winning MITB

I also have predictions that Matt will be a surprise entrant. It'll be smart on WWE's part to restart the feud between MVP and Hardy. I thought it would have been better to take Matts absence to move him to Raw to team with Jeff. So much for that though

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Uh...lol I used to joke about this but it really is feeling like the WWE wants to do away with tag team competition. Atleast on a championship level. And if Kennedy goes in MITB, I hope he wins but this time..not get suckered into putting it on the line like he did with Edge.

Except Kennedy didn't have a choice since he was going to be out with an injury for an unknown amount of time.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh wow...that whole thing between Show and Mayweather was legit. Thats insane.

Apparently there is real tension between the WWE wrestlers and Mayweather

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

But you also have to remember that they aren't doing a boxing match. At least thats what the WWE is saying

FELIPE NO

Wait..what injury? I totally must have missed something

How ya doing, buddy?

My thoughts on Raw

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I'm shocked at the amazing team work (and crowd response) during the Orton/Cena vs. Raw match.

And how gay is that they made Kendrick walk out on London

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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Actually the thing with Kendrick was that London was out with an injury. And haven't they done this angle before? Although I do have to say, if they gave Kendrick an angry goth/emo style gimmick he could probably pull it off.

When he came out for the Orton/Cena vs. RAW, he had this crazed demented look in his face/eyes

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by mortis

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Tag team division? The WWE has a tag team division? Oh, THAT tag team division. The one that on Raw only contains teams where individual wrestlers are put together. At least Smackdown! has something though although why the belts are on Nitro/Miz instead of the Edgeheads is beyond me.

BTW, Hurricane walked out on Rosey.

Cause then you'll get what happened with Team Angle in that they'd have to focus between two angles because WWE is dumb. I mean the Edgeheads are PERFECT to pull of the Basham Brother type thing.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by El Ray Fernando

It should be Jericho in the MITB match because if he won we would have seen shenanigans. My only hope is for Mr Kennedy now.

Uh...Jericho is in the MITB match...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Cena/Orton/HHH - I swear if Cena wins this, I am going to be annoyed every Monday night by hearing that same stupid line..."THE CHAMP...IS...HERE!!" Fuck off Cena. I think it's safe to say that one that will be pinned is Orton because that's how it usually works...the champion is the one who is pinned or submits in these Triple Threat matches. As for who will pin him, it's HHH. Please...PLEASE don't let Cena win it, he made the Royal Rumble VERY disappointing.
Winner and new WWE champion: HHH

Spoiler:

MIIIISSSSTTTTTTTEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!! KEEEEEENNNNEEEEEEDDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!

Spoiler:

KEEEEENNNNNNNNEEEEEEEDDDDDYYYYY!!!!!

Fixed for truth

I was speaking idiomatically.

Simple...

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Have Edge drop the title and have him reteam with Orton as Rated RKO, the both turn face and beat the hell out of Miz and Morrison.

HHH and Michaels reform as DX since IT WILL MAKE MONEY AND BOOST RATINGS IF YOU'RE READING THIS WWE!!!

Kennedy stays the trash talking tweener he is and soon starts a feud with Jericho and/or MVP because all three of them are AMAZING on the mic. At least Jericho and Kennedy are. MVP does deserve some star power though, even if i find him boring.
And give Cena a tweener gimmick where he starts rapping on people.

WWE accomplishes many things with this.

It revamps the tag division starting with Morrison/Miz and Orton/Edge

DX makes the WWE lots of money.

Lets people boo and cheer for Cena since he's sitting as the role of tweener

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

She re-injured her Clavicle...ironically, it was her first match back (last week) since she injured it.

Most amazing jew boots

Cena needs to do more stuff like that because its down right funny.

And Cena would be able to get away with tweening because, even if he did it to the heels while being heelish, he'd still get cheered

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I think VinnieMac is full of bullshit. I don't think going to one show would hurt his company and vice versa because well...its ON THE TELEVISION!

And wait...Robbie was part of WM24? lol

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It doesn't matter how many years he was away, The Rock will always be the best person on the mic.

Wow...Cena just got booed...by like..the ENTIRE crowd.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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At least Kane got some kind of singles gold ever since I think 2K3

AND

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I SO didn't see CM Punk taking MITB so he won't be cashing that in tonight unless they want to put him as the top dog on RAW

Then again, CM Punk and Orton would make a VERY interesting feud. But it probably won't happen even though I'm sure he'd be much more humble than Lesnar with a super fast push

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.