[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

yeah...at one time it was what The Brood, the Acolytes, the Ministry, DX, the J.O.B. Squad, the Corporation

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I think the X-Division title is worth more than the "TNA Heavyweight Title". You know why? two words

Ultimate X

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I actually like JBL back because it does two things.

A) Puts a reasonable heel on the roster
B) Keeps HHH face so he can keep making fun of McMahon and his bastard son.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Team Pac-Man

Killings Quit
Adam Jones was only there for a short stint

Actually they're probably going to have Beth lose the title in some sort of triple threat/gauntlet match for the title, throw her in a feud with Psycho Victoria (whom they really need to bring back) and then throw the title...on like Mickie James or something.

I think the Shark Boy thing is pretty...unique. considering he gets his ass busted up every damn match.

I like though how TNA is giving Tomko actual mic time. WWE used him as a silent bodyguard but that got old quick.

Spoiler:

And I was reading the TNA spoilers. WE ALL know that Johnny Devine is going to turn on team 3D. You know its going to happen.

I was speaking idiomatically.

to Mortis

Spoiler:

I don't want to kill anything for you but....

Styles will win.
Mitchell says he's Abyss's father. Wonder if Mitchell will be like "Why did you shoot me three times in the back!?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well...TNA had to give Killings a huge deal to actually get him to come back because he quit before.

FELIPE NO

I think its just the writers don't care about their jobs anymore because you have to go through the Vince-a-lator and risk being called a pathetic loser cause you can't write "good"

Why do you think Heyman left.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

LawL to the No Way Out results

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You got the Big Show possibly returning?

and so far it looks like its Streak vs. Streak (wow...I remember 4 or 5 people predicting that over a year or two ago

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WOW...WWE has just gotten really...predictable

Guess who we got for Wrastlemania!

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Triple H vs. Orton!

LAWL

Oh, and Eminems PR is shooting down rumors about him wrestling

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I swear...Either I've just gotten smarter or WWE has become wayyyyy to predictable.

They said get the F out of WWE...I say get the F IN!

WWF == Unpredictable

WWE == Predictable

I'm sorry, but whoever would get The Rock confused with a Giant Panda shouldn't be watching wrestling

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Show looks good though with the 108 lbs hes lost

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

MITB Predictions

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Predicting there will be a story between Finlay/Hornswoggle and JBL/McMahon...

Jeff Hardy (Already in)
Kennedy (Already in)
Kofi Kingston -- Very impressive on ECW
Burchill -- Possible choice for Raw since well..theres like no talent.
Jericho
Matt Hardy cause him and Jeff = $$$$
Ugh...Marella
and...Umaga


Yes, I know I picks mostly (if not all) Raw superstars because I don't see them putting Big Daddy Flab or Mark Henry in that match because it'd be extremely dangerous with going up on the ladder and risking falling off.

But how about the crowd chanting during Burchills Match "FORMER PIRATE!" or something like that

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I think Kane was the one who said he didn't want to end Takers streak, cause that was an idea Taker pitched.

This is how I can see the Triple Threat match happening since I think Cena knows people don't want him having the title, and HHH knows that he'd rather help push the guys since he's got another kid on the way.

But HHH Pedigrees Cena, or Cena F-U's HHH, Orton RKO's one of them right afterwards and gets the pin.

Although I do have to say, the idea of a HHH custom belt sounds kind of cool. I wish they'd change that big stupid gold belt to something...more modern.

I was speaking idiomatically.

SD AND WM24 Spoiler

Spoiler:

Looks like no Rey Rey since he'll be having surgery

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Biggest thing I could advise WWE doing at WM to keep RAW on the top is to...

Have the Orton - Cena - HHH match end as follows.

Cena hits his back to back spinning powerbomb on Orton. HHH comes in and screws Cena by throwing him out of the ring or giving him a super huge spinebuster. HHH picks Orton up in which Orton hits the RKO on HHH for the victory. Next night on RAW, Cena goes heel on HHH.

FELIPE NO

But don't forget, when christian and jericho were heels they were selling a good amount of merch.

Hell...even Austin was selling merchandise...no matter what hes doing.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Umm...more like 2 years dag. Remember the whole thing with RVD?

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Well..the last time the title was won on Raw was in 2001 when Austin won it

And in 2003 Lesnar won it/retained or whatever on Smackdown



wow..never thought those two would go together...WWE title and Smackdown

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The one thing I can say this lightgem is he won't.

If WWE essentially made Benoit go poof right after that double murder suicide...theres no way he'll be inducted into the WWE hall of fame.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I thought Cryme Tyme just "knocked" the ref out and jacked his belt?

And in other news, apparently Nick Dinsmore (a.k.a. Eugene) is back in OVW...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Mayweather is scared as fuck and we ALL can see that.

But I do have to say, I like Finlays new theme.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Another interesting thought from RAW

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I thought it was interesting the crowd was booing Hardy after the twist of fate on Jericho

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I think it would have been cooler if Hardy got to do his own theme music

FELIPE NO

I think that Flair being inducted is going to be like...the biggest thing possibly in HOF history.

And I don't know if i said this but apparently Cena was talking smack against The Rock saying how he hasn't given anything back to the industry or some shit like that.

Seriously...The Rock has DONE-IT-ALL. He's made appearances since he's left and yeah, it'd be nice to see him back in WWE but I don't want him back wrestling because when he wrestled with foley (the return of the rock n' sock) That was his last match, it was enjoyable and I don't think he needs to do any more.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I think we can pretty much determine The Rock is "retired" from wrestling.

Looks like Rey Rey didn't just tear the bicep but completely ruptured it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The only think I know is that the Rock is coming back for the HoF and the cena "rant" is on pwinsider.

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