[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

I thought it was funny when Morgan came out and was like "Oh WHAT? Did I stu-stu-stutter?" right in Cages face.

And AJ Styles is actually an amazing in-ring performer. Check out the AJ Styles v. Christopher Daniels v. Samoa Joe match.

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Yeah but I could see them making visc look like crap by having mysterio pinning him

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yeah...but look at the way WWE pushes people.

PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH...O WAIT? Who R U?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I mean look at Val's push...(then again he was injured)

But look at Kennedy...obviously for shit that was done...10 months ago wwe feels they should fuck over big stars.

Why do ya think booker left

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OR the WWE writers..I mean steph will realize the fans are getting smarter. The thing that made the attitude era what it was is that we were expecting the duhs but instead we got the unexpected.

Like okay so lets see so-and-so's running there mouth so obviously Austin is going to come out and kick their ass...wait whos this? Its Triple H? WTF?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Just go to youtube and search "Save Us Y2J"

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

But the biggest thing I'm wondering is...how did Benjamin get pushed over to ECW?

I seriously am sensing the brand extension coming to an end.

Maybe WWE has noticed that certain people are watching SD and others are watching RAW because they don't have any interest in a particular brand

Yay for fucked up WWE writers...

Apparently the reason Kristal was kicked (you know..the chick who almost married teddy long) didn't want to do a certain angle...and I don't blame her. Basically the WWE wanted her to be the person who was the cause of the attack on Teddy, to get revenge (and she was going to be Edge's Lita) for stripping him of the title.

I would have loved to see them attempt to pull that off for 5 months

FELIPE NO

You are correct in saying the lita thing was real but I don't think WWE needed to push them both into the whole storyline.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

this is what...the 90 billionth time HHH would have turned on Michaels?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Unless they remove the brand thing...the WWE is fucked because they only have so many people they can recycle in storylines

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah...but also WWE writers are morons and don't know how to re-write a storyline because originally Krystal was supposed to be the bitch with edge.

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The Vicki/Edge thing was planned that Vicki gave Long the Heart Attack...originally it was supposed to by Krystal and Edge but Krystal quit (finally...a diva with brains so to speak) because she found the angle ill in taste

How ya doing, buddy?

Or have Flair win the title the retire with it

I was speaking idiomatically.

LawL at the preview image for next weeks raw.

Booker T is in the pictures.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Maybe the APA will make their return...I mean they got a HUGE pop last night

FELIPE NO

Well...if the writers were smart they'd bring them back after seeing how big a pop they got. It seems like there aren't like...any true brawling tag teams any more. I mean Jesse and Festus are half brawl half fly, Kendrick and London (wherever they went) are all high flying. Deuce and Domino are but they don't bring any real excitement nor do they get me to actually want to watch them.

With the APA you knew they were going to kick ass. I mean how awesome was it to just have a door frame and if people don't enter through it they tell them to use the door.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Why can't RAW be this good every week?

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WWE Needs to pay attention...Well...I don't know if Godfather got a huge pop but still...HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRAIN!

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HOLY SHIT!!! RVD?!?

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I'm glad the crowd was respectful enough to not scream "You screwed Matt" or anything like that

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LoL At the Kane--Lita Segment

"See any good movies lately?"

That was the best RAW Ive seen in a LONG time

now give me my wrastlin in HD Damnit!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by mortis

And with storylines that don't make sense to boot!

Note:

Spoiler:

----For whatever reason, they had Scott Steiner get an X division title show and Petey Williams get the world title shot. Unfortunately, that makes no sense given that 1) Scott and Jay are both faces, 2) Petey and Angle are both heels (I think, I haven't followed Petey for a while), 3) this is a mismatch when it comes to the types of matches, and 4) you'd think that Steiner winning the match and exchanging briefcases would result in him GAINING a world title shot, not losing one.----

From what I've seen, the TNA X-Division never really had a heel-face system. For the X-Division its been more face - super face and heel - super heel.


---------Oh, and concerning Joe. Okay, I have only read this, not watched it but, one week he semi-shoots on Hall and Nash, the next week they are suddenly aligned against Angle with the previous week basically discarded, the next week, Joe is beating down Skipper and they continue (I guess) what happened two weeks prior while forgetting what they did the previous week. I am taking it that TNA will pull a "Smackdown! Vs Raw 2008" and have Joe high-fiving Nash next week.----------

The reason Joe had the "semi-shoots" were to take the heat off because Hall was "sick" and couldn't make it. So he tried to take the heat off everyone else and kinda put it on himself.


---Is Senshi a heel? A face? What about Daniels? Wait, why is Senshi there, I thought he left? And for that matter, why in the world didn't you just not show the tape of Senshi winning, and then have him end up the one fired (as he originally won the briefcase). You could even do it WITHOUT him (he looked at his suitcase early).---

Senshi didn't leave, he just wanted out of his contract, so basically he can leave when he wants. And I think Daniels might repackage himself because when he was a face he was great but when he came back, it didn't make any real sense to come back as a heel

Answers to some of your questions Mortis are in the spoiler box thing

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I was sad no one chanted like "Head Cheese" during the 15 man rumble

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When did Chris Harris go heel?

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Best Fucking Promo I've ever heard to date.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh God...I'd love to see the WWE writers right before Mania say "We want more money" they don't get it and they all walk up and leave leaving Maina fucked

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Wait...so Ranjin Singh is a member of Creative...and she just NOW noticed hes on TV when she doesn't want him there?

FUCKKKKK bring back Daivari and have him cut promos for Khali...Daivari KNEW how to draw heat

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well THAT was unexpected. of all the ways to DQ the match have JBL save Orton?

And Hardy over HHH? WoW

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I hope to hear the following in like..3 weeks...

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You think you're untouchable?...

WORD LIFE...IT'S BASIC THUGANOMICS!

Jam it back in, in the dark.