[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Well...aside from the fact that ECW has always been online with the "hardcore hangover" a.k.a. "We know you aren't going to actually sit down and watch this piece of shit we're promoting so we'll put it online to make it look like we want people to be interested, even though we know they won't be."

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Of course this is how it will go

OMG! Batista just pinned CM Punk and has now unified the title

--2 weeks later--

WWE has released CM Punk. The two have come to a mutual agreement and we wish him the best in his future endeavors

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

--One week later--

You know where we said CM Punk was released, we came to a mutual agreement and we wish him the best in his future endeavors? Yeah, we take that back...he went BACK to TNA. Why is TNA getting our talent? WHY!??

Fixed

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The 24/7 hardcore title was fucking awesome because I've never seen such a huge chain in title changes for people you wouldn't expect. Crash to the Hurricane, who gets hit over the head, with a frying pan of all thing, by Molly, who then runs into a door, thanks to Christian, who then gets hit from behind by Crash. All this in a span of maybe 20 feet.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well...try to "you suck" to angles new theme lol.

But of course TNA isn't going to sanction their move sets...their wrestlers actually know how to do a 450 or for Jarell (sp?) Clark a 630 senton

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

WWE: TV Shows > Survivor Series

Doesn't even look like Edge.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Dag..I thought you might be joking...but you're seriously right...The Bulldog's kid looks much like him.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You know...seeing the preview for ECW the other night...I figured out another reason why to merge the ECW brand and Smackdown brand.

Thats the only logical explanation the WWE can come up with to bring in wrestlers who actually have the ability to beat the hell out of Big Fatty V.

Sorry, but there were only 3 times I reasonably liked Visc.

Men on a Mission -- Ministry Viscera -- Ministry Revival Viscera (when JBL bought Viscera and Gangrel to attack taker)

FELIPE NO

They'll need to keep it open for a while because, again, I seriously do not think anyone can...believably defeat Visc.

Unless WWE throws in an extreme rules all the time match

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Are you kidding me Steph?!

The FANS knew it could only be Jericho because A) He said he was going through filling out paperwork and B) The Production team WOULD NOT go through creating the promos if they were bringing someone up from development.

Look at the Highlanders, all their promos were were single camera, with them talking. Jesse and Festus? Nothing special.

The only other person/team I think that had good ones were Cryme Tyme

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Jim Cornette has said the one thing all Wrestling fans have been dying to say!

"Mike Tenay...you should just SHUT UP!"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

My predictions

Cyber Sunday...

Spoiler:

WILL SUCK LIKE EVERY WWE PPV CAUSE THE WRITERS BLOW!

That and Jerichos appearance, if they even do it, will be fucking gold and be the ONLY thing that saves the PPV

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah...wrestling has basically returned to the WWF-WCW Wars.

WWE getting some TNA talent (rarely)

and TNA getting lots of WWE releases

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

not like they have to worry about licensing

I was speaking idiomatically.

I remember one of the USA execs wanting to save Jerichos return for raw. and we know that would increase ratings a shitload.

And I think HBK is one of those people who can't go heel anymore. He's just too over with the crowd.

How ya doing, buddy?

Heels for RAW (which would make good heels) -- Umaga, Kennedy, Orton, Cena (with battle rap gimmick)

Faces for RAW - DX, Lashley, Jericho (calling everyone ass-monkeys or whatever he called them)

FELIPE NO

Im interested in Impact myself

How ya doing, buddy?

And who wants to bet USA's ratings are sky high right now.

I am actually enjoying all the interpromotional matches. The Hardy/Rey Rey vs. Finlay/Kennedy match was good

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hopefully, WWE will see that DX = MONEY and DX = MORE PEOPLE WATCHING and DX = RATINGS!

I honestly think that DX could bring WWE back out of the slump their in.

Think back to when they were making Vinces life hell from the dumping crap onto Vince, Shane and the SS; Spray painting the Jet; Spray painting HQ, McMahon Parody.

I mean that stuff you can script BUT the major difference is it doesn't look scripted.

And was there a reason for the Beth Phoenix/Kelly Kelly match? Fuck...give trish crap loads of money and have her take Phoenix out or give Victoria the bitch from hell gimmick again. I actually liked her twisted crazy girl gimmick

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That draft lottery is a bunch of bull really. lol. I'm sure they can figure out reasons to move people around without it

Most amazing jew boots

well..considering this is what...his 3rd time violating the policy?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

LoL Lets see..former champions

Just so TNA can sucker us into thinking it'll be someone big...

Lesnar, Goldberg, Bret Hart, David Arquette ~LAWL~

I was speaking idiomatically.

Actually I think Cena wrote all that stuff himself

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Spoiler:

So I guess TNA gets more of WWE's released wrestlers. Probably see Masters there soon...good god...TNA has turned into crap IMO. I mean what happened to the days of showcasing like AJ Styles by himself with out Tomko or Christian. I applaud TNA for giving the title shot to Kaz instead of Cage.

Spoiler:

Booker T in TNA is good...I might actually watch it as long as he doesn't have that crappy king booker crap

Spoiler:

I take that back...Sharmell came with him

Spoiler:

I take that back again...apparently Stamboli is now in TNA

FELIPE NO

Umm...mortis...

Spoiler:

I don't think Angle could actually pin nash with how the match was set up. now if it was a Angle v. Nash v. Sting v. Booker T, THEN Angle could pin Nash.

And McMahon is an idiot...we all know that.

Additional Spam:

Spoiler:

"- TNAwrestling.com has also learned that Kaz - who beat Christian Cage in the Fight For The Right finals on Sunday - will get his shot at the TNA World Heavyweight Championship this Thursday night against the Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle!"

Well..nevermind for Kaz winning

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?