[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Actually, If I remember right, Shannon Moore got the total short end of the stick because TNA never really did offer him a contract and when WWE offered him a new deal, with contract, of course he'd take that instead.

Smackdown is now the entertaining brand with Hornswoogle running around and playing pranks.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hmm...or WWE could actually push the Highlanders too...Seriously...like 4 or 5 vignettes then nothing! W-T-F.

WWE has quite a few talented tag teams. Kendrick and London are one of them. WWE needs to offer Shad and JTG a good deal, get them to come back because WWE obviously is missing the boat with them. Because the crowd likes them...you make a shirt it will sell...thats a given.

FELIPE NO

No Surrender Predictions

10 Team Gauntlet
VKM, LAX, 3-D, Motor City Machineguns, XXX, Styles/Tomko, Dutt/Williams, Raven/Havok, Young/SharkBoy, Hoyt/Rave

Well...All the teams but VKM, LAX, 3D, MCM, XXX and Styles/Tomko will be eliminated.

3D will get eliminated due to Steiner Brothers interference. I think XXX and MCM are trying to have a feud so I'm ruling them out. I honestly see LAX winning it here.

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No DQ
Chris Harris vs. Black Reign
I'm thinking Harris will come out on top but if they go all out extreme, who cares.

Kaz vs. Roode
I see Kaz winning with the Flux Capacitor after Brooks walks out on Roode. Either that or see Martyr/Serotonin interfere.

Rhino vs. Storm
Rhino after beating the hell out of Storm and probably a gore on Jackie

Joe Vs. Cage
I see Joe coming out on top because they've been giving him a really strong push and I'm hoping he'll take the title soon

X-Division Match
Angle(c) vs. Lethal
Lethal beats Angle after interference from Team Pacman to gain an edge

Tag Title Match
Angle/Sting (c) vs. Team Pacman (Pacman Jones and Killings)
Yeah right...after the NFL tried to prevent pacman from wrestling lets give them the titles while we're at it

TNA Title Match
Angle (c) vs. Abyss
Angle will win after Abyss is attacked by Judas Messias (James Mitchells new beast)

How ya doing, buddy?

...mortis...how would Chris Harris win by DQ when its a NO DQ MATCH?

Oh...and you know...WWE could be throwing us a huge curveball by still making Kennedy Vince's Son.

Everyone knows it was going to be Kennedy so why not throw the curveball, say its not, but then make it that he really is

Jam it back in, in the dark.

WWE needs to fire all their writers, bring in some new ones. We should all apply at WWE for creative writers lol

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, but also if you think about it..during the time that all this happened...wasn't Kennedy out with an injury too at the time?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

TNA Results

Spoiler:

Jesus F. Christ I couldn't have been more wrong

- Team Pacman def. Kurt Angle & Sting to win the TNA World Tag Team Title
- Rhino def. “Cowboy” James Storm
- Robert Roode def. Kaz
- “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal def. Kurt Angle to win the X Championship
- “Wildcat” Chris Harris def. Black Reign
- AJ Styles and Tomko won the Tag Team Gauntlet to become the number-one contenders to the TNA World Tag Team Title
- Christian Cage def. Samoa Joe by disqualification
- Kurt Angle def. Abyss to retain the TNA World Heavyweight Championship

LoL for the Tag Team Match

Spoiler:

The No Surrender Pay-Per-View kicked off with the TNA World Tag Team Title Match with Kurt Angle and Sting vs. Ron “The Truth” Killings and Adam “Pacman” Jones. Killings started off against Sting - but when Killings went to tag out after a flurry of offense from Sting, Pacman refused to tag in! Killings continued against Kurt Angle, but once again Pacman opted not to tag in when offered. Karen Angle came down, but refused to leave when Sting told her to. Karen slapped Sting, and when he pointed for her to leave again she went down as if she was hit! Angle went outside to investigate and Karen told him that Sting had slapped her! Back in the ring, Pacman finally tagged in to face Sting – but Kurt jumped in and hit the Angle Slam on Sting! Pacman Jones covered Sting for the win as The Truth and Pacman Jones are the new TNA World Tag Team Champions!

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Former World Champ?

And they aren't turning Joe Heel. The Impact before the PPV, christian had brutally attacked joe and gave one of the samoan dancers a conchairto

I was speaking idiomatically.

Spoiler:

Okay...so I guess he really was a Little Bastard Eh?

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Spoiler:

And heres a random bit of information. Rikishi will be on TNA this Thursday and will be in action I believe next thursday

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

LoL at RAW

Who doesn't Love HHH's shameless advertising

FELIPE NO

HAHA...actually Vince did want to do one...but this one involving him and Stephanie.

Probably one of the few times I'm happy Steph is the lead of Creative Writing

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I could see everything up to the "Wait a minute...something isn't right here" being scripted.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I just thought of another good reason for all the firings and suspensions.

End the fucking brand extensions..cept WWECW

and three more to go before ECW is gone from the roster

Dreamer
Mahoney
Richards

ironically, those three are actually getting somewhat of a push

And Tazz doesn't count since he's retired

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The true day ECW died was when McMahon started doing the booking and approval. If they let Heyman do it...it would have been godly...but at the same time if he did it Raw and SD! would be the B-shows

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Dagget..you're wrong.


The writers they have at WWE, if they still stay there then they're doomed in 10 years...especially if TNA keeps going as strong as they do. They'll probably pick up Sabu and Van Dam easily. But part of me feels as though TNA is going into the crapchute too...especially after the last PPV.

Now TNA is trying, I'll give them that but they need to push Sabin and Shelly, bring back the Super X cup tournament and do more Japanese promotion crossovers.

How ya doing, buddy?

I meant that they wouldn't suck 10 years from now.

Now TNA...I was watching the ECW documentary and Heyman said something really good. Something along the lines of how music involved all the hair bands but when Nirvana came along it just changed the face of Music. ECW did the same and he was right when he said ECW did bring the Attitude Era.

TNA needs to pull something huge out...like a super X tournament ending with a huge ultimate X gauntlet with the winner facing the X Division champion, but also points are awarded in order of elimination.

I was speaking idiomatically.

But since TNA picked up that second slot they'll be given a lot more options now since its not a huge roster, they can push more things. Like at the last PPV, the 10 man tag gauntlet had like...5 x-stars before anything huge happened

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Actually...its just bad writing. Now I don't entirely remember the attitude era (cause I was like...12) but it wasn't as predictable, or didn't seem as predictable, as it does now.

TNA threw some curveballs at me with the Styles/Tomko and Team Pacman Ratings vs Angle and Sting. but WWE is much more predictable.

Like how at unforgiven Khali will lose the title and not even get pinned. Either A) Taker will come back and scare the bujebus out of Khali, B) Khali will chokebomb either Mysterio or Batista and get knocked out of the ring or C) Khali will get knocked out outside the ring, leaving it to be Mysterio and Batista.

Ever since they put the belt on Khali...Smackdown has been VERY VERY boring.

FELIPE NO

Anyone catch the little I wouldn't say spoiler but WWE fuxxing up with trying to hide people

During the McMahon finds who his child his...Johnny Stamboli was there with them as well with Nunzio

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Stamboli was wrestling in Japan for a long while, but they just recently brought him back

How ya doing, buddy?

But thats the thing, they've also had Rosey back on contract as well as D-Lo but they weren't out there

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Spoiler:

Is HHH tweening or is he just...im fucking confused with the whole lets beat the hell out of London and Kendrick

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

But the Japan crowds also get to see some of the sickest matches and stars like KENTA, The Great Muta Brock Lesnar , Tajiri etc.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I thought tonights RAW was crap save for the Hardy/Benjamin match and the Hornswoggle and HHH Shenanigans

I was speaking idiomatically.

Saw the best thing on ECW tonight

Someone holding a big sign that said "TNA Bound For Glory October 16"

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?