[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Just got done watching SS.

Overall it was alright.

Cena needs to drop sometime soon. And I hope HHH doesn't go heel...because that'll damage the ratings a lot because when they turned him they went up (granted it was DX). they keep HHH face and turn Cena Heel...there will be a big turn in ratings

There could be a true DX reunion because rumor has it BG and Kip want back into WWE and out of TNA, same with the Dudleys. WWE could be very smart and utilize this. but of course we know they won't

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So much for Umaga's face turn. Maybe the writers were hoping for a man who screams to get more crowd reaction.

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I don't know why but I read some report that Rosey wrestled a dark match.

So did D'Lo

FELIPE NO

WWE could do 1000 things to kick ratings up.

For one, use London and Kendrick more. It was a BAD move moving them to Raw and then not using them. For christ sakes...they're there but not all there. Throw em in a match with like Cryme Tyme for #1 contendership or something.

oh...and have Cena drop the title on RAW...R-A-W ratings will go explosive.

I'm reminded of the Mankind title win and how that basically saved WWF in the monday night wars against WCW

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The only thing I do remember reading is that HHH said he is kind of tired of being like the main heel. And I don't see Michaels turning heel or attacking HHH because then it'll just be a recreation of what..3 years ago?

Then again WWE is notorious for recycling storylines

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You know...I could see Edge making a big comeback at the RR but it'll be too early for him.

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and wtf smackdown

Hardy and MVP with the titles? (so totally Rico and Rikishi right there)

and Mysterio wins the #1 condendership? and I thought Show vs Mysterio was David vs. Goliath

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Randy Orton, Charles Haas, Jr., Adam "Edge" Copeland, Robert "Booker T" Huffman, Shane Helms, Mike Bucci, Anthony Carelli, John "Johnny Nitro" Hennigan, Darren "William Regal" Matthews, Ken "Mr. Kennedy" Anderson and Chavo Guerrero

Okay...story lines killed
Orton v Cena
CM Punk v Morrison
If I remember right, Carelii = marella so there goes the marella heel turn
Chavo v. Mysterio
Does it matter if Edge is suspended?
Kennedy as Vince's son

Manny...I think its more about its time to see if the writers can step up...not the lower card. Because I can think of a dozen ways to help the WWE as far as storylines



How to save RAW
Lots of tag team action..not like...6 minute matches but high quality stuff.
Cade/Murdoch vs. Kendrick/London.
Use Kendrick and London's high flying action and speed against Murdoch and Cades strong power style. Or have a 4 way tag dance with Cryme Tyme, Lon/Ken, Mur/Cade and I guiess the Highlanders

Keep having HHH mess with Vince...like prolong the child build up by bringing out random people like Viscera or Boogey...just for laughs till Michaels can make his return then DX can tag match.

Have Umaga "squash" the hell out of Rhodes, Benjamin and Carlito.

Put Cena in a match with Benjamin.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Actually they could keep ECW alive...create a very interesting finish between like...Mike Knox returning with revenge against Punk, have it be like a double knock out or something...then create a tournament or something between Punk, Knox, Cor Von, Thorn, Richards, Balls, Miz and Boogey or something like that.

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I think its kind of crappy that they're all getting suspended for shit they did 6 months ago.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Smackdown is the only roster thats better off because in a month Taker is coming back.

And Mike Bucci = Simon Dean a.k.a. Hollywood Nova

But seriously...this was a raid with records found SIX months ago...

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watched the mysterio match again...gotta say it was funny with the people holding the signs.

When you have individual signs...make sure you have them the right way up so it says 619 and not 919

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Okay...so Raw...is now the like..C show ~laughs~

Funaki = not a big loss

Umaga...BIG loss.

Well...why not just end the brand extension or at least modify it. If I were a writer thats what I would suggest.

FELIPE NO

same way umaga lost the IC before. interference or something

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Haha...heres something the WWE writers would do

12 WWE superstars were currently on the road and got into a horrible accident...

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ACTUALLY if Benoit was still alive (if thats what you're referring to Mortis..

none of this would have happened

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Except, unlike Cena, he still gets massive pops from the crowd.

I would like to see Kane turn again. Even when he was "evil" he got pops...but he makes a good evil person. Give the strap to him, have him go heel and get a good feud going.

Speaking of Kane

anyone think they're going to do that May 19th thing again?

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Meh, I think it'd be kind of funny.

And actually the May 19th thing was for See No Evil

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Well, they could have an interference by ummm... Kennedy Marella umm...Carlito and have an "injury" happen to Umaga, title gets left up for a tournament of sorts with a huge reappearance from umm...nobody ~laughs~

But then again...thats if the WWE Creative Team was well...CREATIVE

I was speaking idiomatically.

You know...I just remembered something...

Jericho...last I checked, he was currently finishing his paperwork (and this was a month or so ago) to come back to the WWE

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well Jericho really isn't signing up with WWE...his contract expired, he went on a super sabbatical with Fozzy, and around I think sometime around June or July he was saying that he was working on his paperwork to come back.

Either that..or it is Show.

FELIPE NO

Yeah...but I don't think WWE will bring Show back because of that angle from the attitude era between Show and Boss Man

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It'd be kind of cool if they brought Oleg Prudis or whatever his name is, up to the Main Roster now.

And I have to say that there is one GOOD thing with this Steroids Scandal.

Aside from the obvious title changes that needed to happen.

WWE just lost all predictability for a couple weeks.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

What I thought to be the most Ironic thing...

Boogeyman = Marty Wright..
Marty Wright = Brother of Charles Wright
Charles Wright (Godfather) = Papa Shango

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by dagget

Test fired by TNA today. He had what they called an "unnatural build" and they were afraid he wasn't going to pass any drug tests. Said he can come back once he lost some weight.

Also it's been found out that Chris Benoit had severe brain damage from all those headbutts and other bumps done to the head. Which doctors are saying what probably contributed to the murders, if that's the case then steroids may be out as cause.

Seriously? Wow...would have never thought that...Then again Test did get suspended for Wellness Policy violation.

But I gotta say, when you have someone with tennis ball like biceps...that really is so totally natural ~cough~ Steiner ~cough~

Hell...who knows...with the Rut WWE is in maybe they'll offer him a new contract that will put him on RAW as a face or something

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Mmm..wasn't shannon moore's just as short?

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Moore had...I think 1 match, and like a month of flaunting.

He would have had an awesome program with Styles but I think that was one of the few times I've seen TNA fuck up with talent.

That and Christian Cage, Tomko, Angle...basically any WWE "rejects" lol.

I mean seriously...before Cage came over Styles, Joe and Daniels were huge. The triple threat matches they had were some of the best stuff I've seen.

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