[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Umaga goes face, Rosey comes back 3MW comes back! YAY! ((if only))

How ya doing, buddy?

Seeing Test in TNA is very nice...he was VERY misused in WWECW

I was speaking idiomatically.

LoL Yeah, but also remember that TNA and ROH aren't working together anymore

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I dunno...TNA has really been pushing Abyss, as well as Joe. I'm actually enjoying this whole Joe vs. Angle angle. I'm just hoping that Joe actually wins at Hard Justice

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The Cincinnati Enquirer has an article on former WWE star Rosey taking part in the "Fat March" ABC reality series at this link. Rosey, real name Matt Anoai, claims via the show's press release that he's competing in the march from Boston, MA to Washington, DC to lose weight because his girth is why he was released by World Wrestling Entertainment. WWE's Jennifer McIntosh tells the Enquirer a completely different story, commenting, he had "a limited skill set as a performer, and he was not a fan favorite. He didn't connect with the audience." She noted that the company applauds him for wanting to lose the weight and said, "If he becomes a better performer, and does more training, that's the scenario we've reinstated people for before."

Yes...no one liked Rosey...considering the whole S.H.I.T. thing was classic...as well as the whole superhero gimmick. And he never connected with the Audience which is why people were upset when they found out Hurricane and Ro-Z split up

This is called WWE trying to cover their asses so they don't look bad.

Because we all know LawLi has the biggest set of moves ever...umm...chop, chop, chop, boot, kick, overhead chop, pin. Oh wait...now he has the iron claw...yippee

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by dagget

Looks like they may continue the limo bombing angle tonight on Raw, with Vince claiming he set the limo bomb and faked his own death. Look for Mr. Kennedy to be pushed as apart of this angle too. (if they still decide to go with it)

Also, this may be the start of the end of the tri-brand shit. Because apparently they held a meeting and this was one of the things discussed about trying to get ratings back. GOOD.

Haven't we like..said that the tri brand thing was going to end like...8 or 9 times...~thinks~ stemming back to when the hardys won the titles.

I really don't want it to end now because the last thing I need is to hear a 30 minute rant from nitro, followed by a 20 minute boo fest of cena then spending 3 hours listening to Lawli...basically him "speaking" for 10 mins and me spending 3:hours trying to figure out what the hell he said.

The WWE needs to do the following to get high ratings all across the board

:RAW:
Take the belt of Cena and create a big feud between Orton, Kennedy and like..Carlito. In this time, push Kennedy as a face heel (since he gets a lot of approval from the crowd) push Orton as a big time heel player and make Carlito a tweener with his stunts of attacking btoh face and heels.

Spark a feud between a face HHH and heel Booker T with HHH jabbing Booker and making fun of his 5time thing.

Tag team turmoil match between Cade & Murdoch, Highlanders, Cryme Time, WGTT, London and Kendrick and have a shocking appearance by The James Boys (KC James and Kassidy James (Kassidy Riley))

Move the Miz over to Raw, have him attack Umaga at a vital point, say he just got Reality Checked and start a feud there with Miz causing random acts of funny and having Umaga get all angry. (Kind of like Eddie Gurrero "punking" The Big Show during their feud)

:ECW:
Fire Viscera
Rehire Axl Rotten and put him back with Mahoney
Hire Mike Awesome and Masato Tanaka and start an old school feud there.
bWo
Bring Sinn from OVW and put him in a stable with Mordecai..err...Kevin Thorn or bring back the Mordecai gimmick but have him be beat down by like...~thinks~ I hate to say it but the Boogeyman or have Gangrel come back, force Kevin Thorn into a "weaker" role then having Thorn mutiny and become Moredcai

:SD!:
Take the strap of LawLi or do something because Batista running after everyone is getting tiresome.
Push MVP into a bigger role because he'd be a good hit if he started to get pushed for main event because he is the MVP
Change MVP's attire
Either put the Hardys back together or put Moore and Hardy together since apparently Moore's punk gimmick got dropped (which was getting really good...in TNA anyways)
Bring Burchall back to the Main roster and feud him with Finlay
Remove the high risk move ban and have more Cruiserweight action because if they don't, TNA will have much more interest in the high risk stunts than WWE

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

I bet those low ratings are largely due to people being tired of Cena.

The brand split was a bad idea from day one. With all of then together, you can create more interesting fueds instead of reusing the same ones over and over again.

Just out of curiosity, but why? Granted he has not been much since the breakup of the ministry, but there's still room for improvement.

I loved it when he and Gangrel came back together for the two matches they had, after that he kinda just went down hill...and give me a break...he's now running scared of The Boogeyman? I mean seriously, and what the hell is he wearing? Fuck, give him back the MOM gimmick

How ya doing, buddy?

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SCRAM!

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I love Regal back as GM...but if he keeps saying "UMANGA" I'm going to go apeshit berserk

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OH dear god...please tell me that they aren't doing that incest angle now

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by mortis

The problem with Santino is he came out as a fan who seemingly won the IC title from someone who had beaten various legends and world champions, as well as squashed many others.

Okay...Umm..I honestly couldn't find a purpose in that statement lol

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Hmm...okay, heres an interesting thought...would you prefer

Umanga
or
Umager lol

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by mortis

Slash: If I followed the storylines correctly (I have only been able to watch Raw the last two weeks), Santino represented a fan (of course, in an angle) whom pinned Umaga (who has beaten Triple H, HBK, Cena, Kane, and others) for the title. The idea of a 'fan' (yes, I know he is not a fan) beating someone of the caliber (with regards to whom he has defeated) of Umaga to me puts Santino in a negative light as it cheapens the title, cheapens the character of Umaga, and cheapens overall the idea of pro wrestlers having to be trained to compete (again, yes, I realize this is all an angle).

You forgot one vital point

Lashley took out Umaga and Santino "fell" ontop

that way Lashley and Umaga could do their feud

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by mortis

Slash: I know that. It's the idea of an 'out-of-the-blue fan' holding any title (save for very, VERY special circumstances) but more specifically one that for many years meant you were the number two wrestler in the WWE/F, and at least since 2002ish of the Raw brand. Had they had an angle where he was a fan who had a dream come true and became a wrestler, followed by some matches, and THEN won the title via fluke with the aid of Lashley, that would have been a bit better (although probably he still wouldn't have had the fan support).

True, but remember what company we're talking about.

The WWF made the intercontinental title worth something

WWE probably has most of their writers joing to the divas ~LAWL~

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by mortis

Looks like...

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Angle will defend all three belts, with the tag against Killing and 'Pacman'. Ugh.

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Ummm...WTF? I could have sworn Christopher Daniels won the X match which entitled him to a X-Division Title Shot

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

WAM!!!

lawl

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Okay, so lets discuss Hard Justice.

They took the belts off Joe and put them on Angle so now he has the 3 TNA titles and the IWGP title

Good move or bad move?

I, personally, would have rather seen Joe with the belts. I don't know why but Joe is just so much more hard hitting than Angle is.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Where did you hear news that they were leaving?

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I remember about the Dudleys...they kind of got screwed towards the end of their WWE run. They were doing great then after ONS...2005? or 2006...they just bombed.

WWE needs to bring them back in some tag team turmoil match along with Heyman. WWE needs to turn the WWECW booking over to Heyman as well

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah...but I'm sure the WWE writers have those ideas...but the main idea of "I need a paycheck" takes priority.

Hell...we should all just fucking recruit wrestlers then create our own federation...the GFF GamingForce Federation

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Didn't they have something like that a few years ago where it was Shane and Stephanie McMahon with WCW and ECW against Vince McMahon and WWE?

I think he meant like a REAL battle between them. Not that whole lets see how many WCW/ECW jobbers we can make in 6 months.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wasn't there a feud planned between HHH and Orton?

Cause that would be a good tie in...have Orton win the title or have Orton RKO HHH during his match so bad where HHH can't run interference, thus goes the feud.

But hey, what do we know...all we know is how to write a good wrestling show

FELIPE NO

Either that or Orton could also continue his "Legend Killer" thing and do the boot stomp to HHH bringing back HBK and thus saving DX, getting WWE more ratings and giving the chance to bring back the Dudleys (since rumor is they want to come back and that spike will be making his return soon)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Hmm..I'm surprised they didn't decide to put Boogeyman and umm..Viscera on SummerSlam

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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which is why Orton and Cena are having a rematch on raw.

but seriously...could you see the jump in ratings if cena loses the title on raw?

WWE needs to throw more REAL title matches on TV. The Edge-RVD-Cena match doesn't count because they needed a reason for RVD to lose both titles

I mean hell...Kane lost the title on RAW, and there was even a title defense on the first Smackdown between The Rock and HHH when Michaels superkicked The Rock.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Even TNA has actual title matches on their show. not just some squash Lawlicontinental or untalented tag titles.

The X-division matches are always crazy and aren't a squash. Same with tag titles. Hell...TNA doesn't even really have any true squash matches...they did in the beginning but now they're really pushing this angle title thing. And its getting pretty entertaining. Like how he was eccstatic that he had all the titles...and now has to defend everything in a single night.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hell...not even a single tag match on summerslam.

How sick would that be...Give the Hardy's the Titles for SD, give london and kendrick the titles for RAW, and have a unification match between them...

Or bring the Dudleys back, throw them with the ECW tag titles, then have ECW vs. RAW vs. SD! in a TLC Tag Match

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