[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

FYI, if you're wondering how they did it, I give props to whoever managed to splice the footage together

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You know they could just b/s and say they're doing it for the War Military conflict and all the troops that are getting killed dying for our country.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Wow..that sucks

Sensational Sherri passed away today.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I guess the thing that sucks the most but at the same time is good is she just got inducted into the HoF in 2006

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Enter User Name

They did a similar thing a couple years ago when they had that arab terrorist gimmick, I forget the wrestler's name now, but they were pushing him to main event status almost. Then the London bombings happened, which had absolutely nothing to do with wrestling, and they fired the guy soon after and he was practically never heard from again.

They didn't fire Copani (Hassan) He was supposed to return to DSW/OVW with Daivari but didn't. He more or less quit to "pursue" acting.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Enter User Name

Well whatever, still, he was being pushed towards main event status, and they only scrapped the gimmick because of the London bombings.

Actually no, that was because UPN told WWE that they didn't want Hassan to be shown on their network.

When the bombings happened, WWE, or England, one of the two, had removed the part involving Hassan

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yeah, that would have been like TNA doing a thing for Eddie when he died. They just gave him a short "In memory" thing and that was it.

Then again I guess it is two huge different things

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I remember the crazy parts of the attitude era. Like at I think it was Survivor Series 2000 with the Austin getting hit angle. Then they sprang that it was Rikishi (to turn him into a heel...for about 2 weeks) and HHH was the ringleader.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'd rather see Kennedy beat Cena for the WWE title (which I can see happening) than the four they had in the match

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That...is...shocking...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by mortis

How do they establish a time of death though is my question.

This has nothing to do with this forum but i figure it should be addressed.

Temperature of the body is one factor since our bodies give off heat and when there isn't anything to generate heat, the temperature goes down.

Also, like what was said, bugs start to grow on and inside the body, like flies in larva, pupa and adult stages

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Malahk Angel

Apparently the idea for ECW tonight and for SmackDown! on Friday is to just do straight matches. No storylines, no nothing. I'd imagine they'd update us on what's going on, but don't expect more than straight up wrestling tonight.

Its like what they did with Eddie, Raw and SD! were just straight wrestling. Wonder if they might make ECW go totally extreme...It'd be nice if they brought back a lot of the ECW alums just for tonight

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Okay, too much to read

But I can understand steroids being found. Edge used steroids too for his neck.


--To Darth--
Fuck those who think it was done to early, sure it was the same day but do you really think any one in that locker room would have been able to actually go out and perform knowing that Benoit is dead?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

He also NEEDS to do something about the harsh schedule. You dont need a PPV every fucking month, and you don't need to tour every city EVERYDAY. Let these people have lives, it's driving them insane.

This IS their life, its not a day-job for them. When they aren't wrestling they're staying in shape. Wrestling is the day/night job and staying in shape with the gym and all is their bar. They know what they are getting in to and they know that the schedule is going to be harsh.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by rpgcrazied

I *had* respect for benoit, I loved his matches.. but killing others, then yourself is just sickening. There is NO reason to do what he did. It looks like the WWE is acting like benoit never was a wrestler on tv.. alot of dvds with him in it, are being edited.. like the WM 20 dvd, says champion HHH vs Shawn Micheals.. and going as far as taking benoit out of the 2008smackdown vs raw game.

Where the hell did you get all that from?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

And don't forget about that huge headbutt through the table during the SD ladder match a long while ago

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I think Chris Nowinski has the strongest case with the whole paranoia and pressure against the brain deal.

I still don't think Benoit did it, but its not my call really.

Hell..who knows..maybe his wife was hit with a heavy case of food poisoning and he ended her life to make it easier.

Or maybe someone else killed them and he didn't want to go on without them. Because a lot of things in this case don't make any sense to me

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I remember reading that Cena has been wanting to lose the title for a while.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, when I first read Para's post it made me think of Rhino, and the Gore, which is a basic spear but looks so much more painful when he does it. Lashley...makes Edge's spear look like it hurts

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

So wait...we gonna have a Triple Threat match this Sunday instead?

Where did you get that from?

How ya doing, buddy?

Spoiler:

looks like its a triple threat match with Kane, Batista and Lawli. Too bad it can't be a 3way dance...those were so much more entertaining

FELIPE NO

Sonic, that may have sucked but this was too awesome

Spoiler:

Little Bastard wins the Cruiserweight Title!!!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Umm...HHH vs Cena at Wreslemania 22 or something when Cena made HHH tap to the STFPoo

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Renee who?

Exactly...

This is how I see the WWE and wrestling in general

Raw
Cena
Lashley
HHH
King Booker
Mr. Kennedy
Jeff Hardy
Moooo Maga

ECWhat?
CM Punk
Morrison

SD!
Lawli
Edge (yeah lol)
Taker (yeah lol)
Batista
Hornswoggle (just because)

TNA
AJ Styles
Christian Cage
Angle
Abyss
Sting
Samoa Joe
Team 3D
well...a whole lot more than WWE

I think the WWE is pushing the wrong people..they're pushing people who don't need to be fucking pushed.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

HHH needs to come back and sledge Booker lol. like have some buried alive match involving booker and lawler at Summerslam and have HHH come from behind and knock booker and Lawler into the grave as he stands at the top

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.