[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

See, for me the intercontinental title is gone...so is the WWE championship.

I mean seriously...the Great Khali holding the title? All I've seen him do is big boot, chop, headchop and stand on the guy. They should put Cena in a rivalry with someone like Cor Von or something. I seriously think Cor Von would have better success on Raw or SD! than Tuesday night Heat...I mean ECW.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The difference between Khali and Kane

Khali - GAAAHHH BOOO GAHHHHH!!! CCCHEEEEEEEEENNNNNAAHHHHHH!! JOOOOOOOOGGHHH NNOTTTTTTTTT BEEAAATTTTTT GHEEEEEE GRRAATTTTT KHALI!!!!!
Translation -- Grrr, Cena, you didn't beat the great Khali blah blah blah

Kane - Comes out like a Machine and just kicks ass and takes names later.

Moves

Khali - Chop, Boot, Chop Chop, chokebomb, foot on chest

Kane - throat thrust, top rope clothesline, tombstone, chokeslam, lots of big boot moves, sidewalk slam, punch, kick you get the idea.

Probably the last character I think they put alot of thought into was Kevin Thorn...that was until they canned Gangrel and Shelly

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, he was marketed as Andres son and was after Hogan for like..injuring his "father" or something like that

Also there are rumors that he could do a moonsault.

Oh..and he didn't kill someone :-p

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Lesnar has done the Shooting Star Press

How ya doing, buddy?

You're thinking of WM, he actually has done it in OVW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r32kaZifKHA

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I still thought the wrestlemania SSP was pretty sick too. To me thats still like..one of the biggest wrestlemania highlights and also one of the biggest wrestlemania botches ever

FELIPE NO

That and Vince can still screw the fans by taking away such high risk, entertaining moves and not have any fans steer away

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

RVD will lose no matter what, his contract ends tonight.

Lashley will probably win because everyone knows that Sandman and Dreamer will somehow help out.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Why would WWE make Orton lose as opposing to having RVD lose?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I want the heel cena to come back...remember...the days when he came out and rapped on everyone

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'll say this, if Daivari was Khali's manager, I wouldn't have a problem with Khali being champion...but who the hell is the guys thats representing him? Daivari made a name for himself in WWE with Hassan, who they need to bring back. Estrada is kinda bland and MIA now..

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Benoit? BAD!? Are you kidding me? Remember the 23 second promos? Those were awesome

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by mortis

McMahon Vs Cena Vs Lashley Vs Edge in a unification match...with Cena winning it with the super STFU on Lashley, Edge and McMahon at the same time! there we go!

Fixed-

As much as I love Cena, he needs to go back to the battle raps and all that stuff

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by stormshadow

Once Triple H returns that will hopefully help WWE. The current heels they have are in a word boring for the most part. Edge is great but he has moved to the B show in Smackdown. They are trying to build Orton up again, but my gut feeling is he will self implode at some point soon, he has a history of it.

The bad part is that they are trying to push people like Bobby Lashley who has no mic skills whatsoever. The biggest issue facing WWE is that all of the top flight talent as in draws are hurt or injured.

If HHH returns as a heel and gets the title then I won't have to watch anymore. Because we all KNOW that it'll be 30 minutes of bitch time with Triple H.

Jarrett did the same thing in TNA but hes smart and he basically is stepping down from a huge role and letting the other guys have a chance to shine

FELIPE NO

I just thought of something reading the HHH "interview" on WWE.com. It'll really give something for HHH to come back to as a rivalry with Orton.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

Well, I meant more along the lines of a world title. In comparison to that, nothing's decent. Not unless you mean glory like the sort of glory that went with RVD's ECW TV title run.

Because it was the HHH show. Like HHH would ever let someone outshine him...hell, even when he was in DX he was getting more attention...because...well...Its DX

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by mortis

Jarrett wasn't THAT bad of a champion, although some of his wins were fairly ridiculous (the part where Raven handcuffed him and the gathering beat him down, but Jarrett STILL won stands out)./

Wasn't that where the gathering also turned on Raven?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Personally, this is what I'd like to see happen, Orton goes out bashing how he has killed the legacy that is shawn michaels as well as DX, soon the music goes off and a huge rush in by Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X-Pac, then HHH comes out starting a huge rivalry between DX and Orton.

Now if only they could all get out of their contracts

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Couldn't they just bow out of thier contracts on the agreement of not getting the remaining payments? Just a thought, I don't really know how all of that works.

I don't really know how TNA contracts work, plus there is that and would WWE take them back and use them correctly.

With WWE's track record

no

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

X-Pac has been under contract with WSX, so he can't do anything till they finish that weak ass MTV series up

I was speaking idiomatically.

Orton, Burke, Carlito and probably Striker and Cor Von could be interesting

Most amazing jew boots

"Son...are you mildly retarded?"

FELIPE NO

WAIT! Maybe Snitsky and Umaga will take each other out permanently

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I don't know, I think the WWE writers do pay attention. And In all honesty I want Kennedy to win the title at Vengance. Kennedy taking the title would renew A LOT of interest

And I must applaud WWE trying to save ECW lol

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Or have Cena do the battle rapping thing

How ya doing, buddy?