Being too much of a friend to girls

Originally Posted by nanaman

Showing off my piano skills by playing the Minute Waltz? I dunno XD

The majority of women will not give a ripe fuck about your music skills. They want humor, assertiveness, a sense of comfort, and possibly your penis (if you play your cards right).

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Don't forget that the majority of woman have NO clue what they want. Maybe I'm sounding misogynistic, but it's the complete truth. If you are too much of a dick, they'll hate you. If you are too nice of a guy, you get tossed in the "friend zone" bin. Of course you cannot be insecure, even though they are insecure themselves...which makes them hypocrites also. Perhaps somebody could dispute my findings or shed some light on the issue...

There's nowhere I can't reach.