What is the oldest memory you can remember?

i remember when i was around 4 or so, one of my babysitters got us locked out of the house and i think we got back in somehow using a wire clothes hanger...

then another time when i was around 4 and had diarrehea and all i could eat were crackers and drinking sprite...and learning that sprite was one of the most disgusting drinks out there...i used to let the soda go flat before i drank it...

me racing my half brother down the backyard...

tearing up a phone book...

sitting by the window with my aunt, who used to live with us then, and counting to 100, waiting for my mom to get back from work...

running on our patio on a sunny day, tripping, and scraping my knee wide open ^^;;

How ya doing, buddy?