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 Member 646 Level 12.13 Mar 2006 
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LOL this has to be one of the funniest threads i've read...
i don't do much to telemarketers, i usually hang up when they're in the middle of introducing themselves and they're company... but while i was reading this, i was imagining all the crap i could pull on them....like... when they're doing their shpiel on whatever crap they're selling, i can get out my violin and when they stop, give them a few seconds of silence, then suddenly play the loudest, squeakiest, highest note i can manage and give them a good scare and a nice bit of goosebumps... or start spouting chinese with a few unpleasant body noises stuck in between... or go to the piano, hold down the damper pedal, and play ALL the keys as loud as i possibly can (kinda like the violin deal up there) or quote an episode in friends and be like "i don't need your product" and when they ask why, say "cuz i'm going to kill myself" and hang up Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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