I like girls.

Originally Posted by Killy

You people really need to get outside more.

Isn't he the one who's always like "omigosh girlzonthenet!!!"?

Also, I agree with Devo. I think girls have an inherently more attractive body form, but I'm not necessarily attracted to it.

Hey, how do you people feel about average-looking girls smiling at you? A-okay? 'Cause if that cheers people up, I just might smile some more. If they have to be drop-dead gorgeous, why bother?

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Originally Posted by ElectricSheep

How would you feel if I smiled at you?

Smiling in general is supposed to help you releive stress and feel better. Might as well.

Hmm, good point.

Then again... if someone ugly smiles at people in a group, they might start making fun of 'em or whatever... But maybe I'm being too critical of humanity.

Also, there's the whole thing about suspecting that people are hitting on you... I get suspicious when guys smile at me.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by DragoonKain

I like boobies, butts, pretty faces, and "poon tang", but I hate girls.

...I really hope you're kidding.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Those things are usually pretty faulty over the internet.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh, well of course! We all like those qualities about women.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Elixir

If my ex-fiancee's anything to judge by, women are simply excess skin around the vagina.

Hey hey hey, I think you're in the wrong thread. This is the 'I like girls' thread...

And usually making inferences from 1 person to 50% of the world's population (51%?) isn't advisable...

OH MY GOSH MEET MORE GIRLZ U'LL LIEK EM LOLOLOL!!!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

GFF: fun AND informative!!!

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Originally Posted by Dubble

Speaking of girls and weddings - why are bridesmaids dresses always so ucking fugly. And don't give me that "to make the bride look better by comparison" crap.

I was in a wedding a few weeks ago where the bridesmaids were all in bright blue and chocolate brown. They looked like blueberries wrapped in shit. Pretty girls should not look like blueberries wrapped in shit.

Aww, I love blue and brown combos... I guess bridesmaids dresses can look pretty tacky, but the last wedding I went to, they were all red and very flattering/tastefully done, without detracting attention from the bride. Also, it's really hard to pick a color/style that will look good on everybody (especially when some of those people may have awkward/different body shapes).

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

See? Tasteful, flattering (even on the pregnant girl!)... it's all good. And the flower girl is pretty dang cute, too.

Jam it back in, in the dark.