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Originally Posted by Aardork
No, don't buy one.
If you have no money, you will just get something that looks terrible. Good trenchcoats are quite expensive, and, what's more, wearing one won't instantly make you cool; it's much more likely that you'll come off as someone who's cosplaying Humphrey Bogart and failing badly.
For it to work, your whole style and attitude has to match it. And… you're fourteen. Sorry, there's no way you won't look like a total dork.
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Quoted for absolute truth.
Unless you live in the 40s, live in a computer, or are Silent Bob, you will look like a tool. Hell, even Silent Bob looked like a tool.
Everyone, ever, who has worn a trenchcoat thinks they look either a) distinguished (music and film geeks) or b) badass (anime and gaming geeks). Both are wrong. You look less like Neo and more like a rapist.
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