The One Shot Joke Thread.

So a Penguin decides to go on a road trip to California. He's driving along and all of a sudden his car breaks down. He pulls into the next service station and spots a mechanic.

Penguin: I was just driving along and all of a sudden it stopped running and starting sputtering and shooting steam everywhere.

Mechanic: Alright, I'll have a look at it, it'll take me a couple of hours.

So the penguin decides to walk around and explore the city. He's out for a stroll taking in the sights and sees an ice cream stand. He decides that something cold would be just the right thing, as he's accustomed to ice and it's a scorching day in the middle of July. So he goes up, gets a large vanilla cone and starts to enjoy it. He's loving it, but being a penguin he's having a hell of a time hanging onto it with his flippers. Not to mention the ice cream is starting to melt. So he's fumbling the thing all over and the melted ice cream is getting everywhere. Just covering him from head to toe.

So it's been a couple of hours and he heads back to the mechanic shop, still sticky with ice cream. He strolls in and the mechanic looks up and says:

Spoiler:

Mechanic: Ah there you are. It looks like you blew a seal.

Penguin: Oh no, it's just ice cream.

nyuk nyuk nyuk

Jam it back in, in the dark.