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 Member 643 Level 19.09 Mar 2006 
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Most amazing jew boots  GI Joe is the codename for America's highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against COBRA. A ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. 24 can't jump the shark. Jack Bauer ate the shark long ago. Now 24 can only jump the water, and that doesn't mean anything. - Jazzflight <Krizzzopolis> acid you are made of win. <Dissolution> And now my god damn scissors are all milky |
Member 643 Level 19.09 Mar 2006
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There's nowhere I can't reach. GI Joe is the codename for America's highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against COBRA. A ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. 24 can't jump the shark. Jack Bauer ate the shark long ago. Now 24 can only jump the water, and that doesn't mean anything. - Jazzflight <Krizzzopolis> acid you are made of win. <Dissolution> And now my god damn scissors are all milky |
Member 643 Level 19.09 Mar 2006
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Horrible. Absolutely horrible.
Zero character development. None. Sure Johnny is cursed and is forced to live a life that cannot end until Satan calls in a favor in exchange for his soul, but that won't stop him from enjoying monkey kung fu fights and doing tricks on the highway to impress Eva Mendes. And yeah, she's his one true love. Do we get anything about that? Aside from a scene under a tree, nope. Why does Blackheart look like he's going to a NIN show rather than being the sone of the devil? Who are these elemental henchmen that Johnny dispatches like poor quality sub bosses in a videogame (available on PS2!)? The dialogue was horrid (I like to watch TV), and the acting was quite bad. And I found the CGI to be pretty poor. GR's head appeared to be disproportionate to the rest of his body. He looked like a shrunken flaming head. Overall I was simply bored with it. Nothing exciting happened. I couldn't connect with the characters. I didn't want Johnny to succeed. I didn't want him to lose, I simply didn't care. Once and audience can't connect with a character and becomes aware of this, it's over. Any emotional investment in watching the movie is lost. When you are at the point of fighting off sleep during the "big action scene", you know there is a problem. On the comic book shitty movie scale I rank this just below X3 (Which was abysmal) and only slightly above Spawn (which was...bad). This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. GI Joe is the codename for America's highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against COBRA. A ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. 24 can't jump the shark. Jack Bauer ate the shark long ago. Now 24 can only jump the water, and that doesn't mean anything. - Jazzflight <Krizzzopolis> acid you are made of win. <Dissolution> And now my god damn scissors are all milky |
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