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May 5, 2006, 12:15 AM
Local time: May 4, 2006, 11:15 PM
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So, when I was about 12 a friend and I decided that we should fry up some bacon. I don't know why, but bacon had to be consumed at this point. So we cook some up. Grease is flying all over the place. Painful bacon.
After we fish the burnt pork strips out of thier greasy grave, we need to find a way to dispose of said grease. We tried to find a pop can to empty it into. No such luck. Perhaps a used tin can. Nope. "Ah!" we said. A styrofoam cup! Then after the grease cooled, we could simply throw the whole thing out, hassle free!
Damn near boiling grease does not play well with others. Damn near boiling grease melts styrofoam. It doesn't even melt it in the conventional sense. It vaporizes it. So now we have bacon grease everywhere. Counter, floor, cupboards. Everywhere.
On the plus side, the bacon was not too bad.
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