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When I was seven, my father said that I could have a dollar a week, and if I didn't get it from him I could let it accumulate and pick it up at a later date.
A few problems: - A dollar can't buy shit - Most of the time he said he didn't have any money on him - No fucking way he'd give me accumulated allowance I hadn't received So then we moved to England and I got £1 every week - Big change in standards. After a while, since I headed to boarding school when I was eight, I was given a wad of cash at the beginning of every term... One quid a week equates to twelve quid a term. WONDERFUL. I finally got shunted up to five quid a week when I was twelve. And then after my bastard father did a runner, my mum stopped caring about what I did and gave me large cheques at the beginning of every half-term (£100 at the beginning of a term, £50 halfway through). These days I make my own money for the most part, but my mother still gives me cheques for travelling money. Jam it back in, in the dark. |