HAY GUYS

Krelian · Local time: May 31, 2009, 05:45 PM

I'm looking forward to seeing who's gonna crash and burn this year. Chances are, it'll be Nintendo.

It was Nintendo last year AND the year before

Here's hoping they pull something AMAZING out of the ether this time.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Krelian · Local time: Jun 1, 2009, 08:11 PM

It won't happen.

Reggie could walk outside and give that annoying snowboard bitch from last year's conference a quick facial, take a dump on the stage and then eat it while fingering an audience member's asshole with a hot glue gun, and the Wii will still sell 9,000 million units and Wii Sports 2: This Time With Frisbees will make more money than the GDP of Europe.

The aristocrats!

Microsoft's conference was alright. The games they showed off/announced look pretty rad, but I couldn't give less of a shit about the wagglecam.

THE FUTURE

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Krelian · Local time: Jun 1, 2009, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Living Legend

Do you KNOW how annoying it'd be, if you had to drive with your hands in the air, supported by nothing? Do you know how annoying it'd be you had to do the tire changes and wait every few laps?

"I'll take the steering wheel. You can do the oil change!"

How ya doing, buddy?

Krelian · Local time: Jun 2, 2009, 02:05 AM

Things continue to leak out. Metal Gear Solid: Rising is coming to the PS3 and PC. The PSP title is called Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker.

...And the Lords of Shadow game that Kojima's working on? It's a new Castlevania.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?