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GFF Risk 9: It's About Time
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Old Feb 28, 2009, 10:45 AM Local time: Feb 28, 2009, 03:45 PM #1 of 79
1 Die Roll
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Die
Result
DIE WASHINGTON DIE
1d10
8
Apologies; I was sleeping. Just pretend I live on the east coast of the US. That way my daily routine makes me look like a sane person.

Woo, last turn in a round I'll annex Minnesota, Nebraska and Mississippi.

And I'll attack Washington as there's NOT MUCH ELSE I CAN DO LOL GUYS!

e: Victory. Washington state has fallen to the red menace.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Feb 28, 2009, 11:07 AM Local time: Feb 28, 2009, 04:07 PM #2 of 79
3 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
Iowa
1d10
8
Arkansas
1d10
9
South Dakota
1d10
6
Oh sweet I did not realise my states were immediately annexed. Let's heat this shit up.

e: Commies on your doorstep, gentlemen.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Old Mar 1, 2009, 11:10 AM Local time: Mar 1, 2009, 04:10 PM #3 of 79
7 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
North Dakota
1d10
1
Oklahoma
1d10
8
CHICAGOCAUST
1d4
2
Wisconsin 2
1d10
1
Wisconsin
1d10
1
Texas
1d10
7
Louisiana
1d10
9
Let's see... Attacking Louisiana from Mississippi.

Very good. Now attacking Texas from Arkansas.

Grand. Now attacking Wisconsin from Minnesota.

Well, all good plans and all that... Attacking Wisconsin once more.

Fuck you, Wisconsin!

Fuck it; I'll drop an A-bomb on Illinois. I shall take the irradiated midwestern shitholes of Wisconsin and Missouri as my spoils.

Also, what the hell I'm feeling good tonight. ENERGY BOOST time. I'll attack Oklahoma from Arkansas.

Great. Oklahoma is mine. Now I'll attack North Dakota from its southern counterpart.

Shitcock. I'm moving my tanks into North Dakota.




I do believe I am now some variety of warlord.

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Old Mar 1, 2009, 05:48 PM Local time: Mar 1, 2009, 10:48 PM #4 of 79
Hahaha, FUCK. Give me a minute while I plot some way out of my mire.

The red enclave won't go down easy!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Old Mar 1, 2009, 06:35 PM Local time: Mar 1, 2009, 11:35 PM #5 of 79
6 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
New Mexico 2
1d10
6
New Mexico
1d10
4
Idaho 2
1d10
10
Idaho
1d10
1
Kansas
1d10
7
Montana
1d10
9
Alright, if I'm going to go down, I'm going to be an inconvenient fucker. First, I'm going to buy an energy boost.

And now I'm going to attack Montana.

Next, I'm going to attack Kansas.

Now I'll launch a sortie on Idaho.

Hm. I'll try Idaho again.

Now I'll take a chance on New Mexico.

Aaaaand I'll try New Mexico again.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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