[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Ver. 214. Gobble Gobble Gobble, Slurp Slurp Slurp

I played some more Brawl at a friend's house earlier this week and noticed something subtle in the Electroplankton stage. When you pause and look closely at the characters/items/etc, you'll notice that they're all rendered without any depth, and just look like sprites. I'm thinking it's probably the same for classic Mario Bros, Donkey Kong and Flatzone, too.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The Dojo is dead to me.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

June 6?! BRAIN DAMAGE. ;_;

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Anyone who was expecting DLC beyond stage builder stuff was deluded. Sorry.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

When I moved back to the UK after five years of dwelling in the lovely land of NTSC, I was shocked enough to find that the original Smash, which I'd been playing for months over the summer, hadn't hit Europe yet. What's more was that nobody at my new school had even heard of it.

Two more years of PAL faggotry convinced me to invest in an NTSC Gamecube. The seven-month delay in bringing the console to Europe didn't affect me as I didn't buy until mid-2002. The inconvenience in having to ask US-dwelling friends to send me games in exchange for cash in the mail was far eclipsed by the potential frustration in waiting for localisation.

And this shit's still going on.

Come the FUCK on, Nintendo. PAL gamers being screwed over should be a relic of the past, like games running in shittily-implemented 50Hz, and black bars plaguing the edges of the screen!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Josiah

Ugh...

Spoiler:

...will they freakin' put up Ganondorf already?? I want to see better-quality pictures of him. He'd better be the next one.

EDIT: Oh, by the way, does anyone know or have a list of the default characters? I have this horrible feeling that Gamestop's tourney isn't going to have anything unlocked.

Starting roster:

Spoiler:

Bowser
Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Fox
Ice Climbers
Ike
King Dedede
Kirby
Link
Lucas
Mario
Meta Knight
Peach
Pikachu
Pikmin & Olimar
Pit
Pokémon Trainer
Samus
Sheik
Wario
Yoshi
Zelda
Zero Suit Samus

Largest ever.

How ya doing, buddy?

He's like the first character you unlock anyway. Have fun.

FELIPE NO

Wii FreeLoader - Codejunkies US

Looks like I can hold off on a chip.

...!!!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Swapmagic it. No risk of breaking shit.

Or try that new Memor32 card. I've heard good things!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I only care about voice acting in games where it's used extensively and articulately. Tiny snippets of dialogue and HOO HA BAH AUUUUGH noises can't piss me off in Smash no matter how shitty they are.

Most amazing jew boots

So, with the ability to re-sign Wii ISOs, the new big thing for Brawl is swapping character models and movesets around.



FUCKING TERRIFYING.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

Niiice, Krel. Now someone needs to draw Peach as a headcrab zombie. ='D

/v/ delivers.



I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Cheezeman3000

Oh my gosh those are frickin' hilarious. Great job Krel!

Not my work.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Sakurai is the king of trolls, honestly. Everything points to him dicking all over the tournament community.

"Real men use items", "UNTIL NOW", R.O.B., the list goes on.

FELIPE NO

I got Brawl on Tuesday, unlocked everyone yesterday, got online today.

Name: Fnool
Code: 1590-4638-0054

Going to start adding everyone in a minute or two.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

After beating SSE, I raged at the Latin lyrics.

The translation is ALL. FUCKING. WRONG. Stylistic liberties and whatnot, but unless you're a slut with the grammar, it doesn't make sense.

Jam it back in, in the dark.